Sensi Steven Seagal claims he invented elbow to the head.

Editorial by Paul Huntington

Blitzkrieg: Combat Development fighter Tshering Wangchuck has stated that he has spent his camp before this last fight at BCD 81 training with famed action movie legend and Aikido master, Sensi Steven Seagal. Wangchuck stopped Merkk Maloney in the 2nd round with a nasty elbow followed by strikes. After the fight Seagal gave an interview to a reporter from The Smasher�s Club online radio program. Here is what Seagal had to say about the fight.

�I love Wangchuck san. He is like a son to me, We had been working on some super secret moves in the gym, and I�m happy to see Wangchuck san put them to such good use. I actually invented the elbow strike to the head back in Japan about 30 years ago. I have a good eye for these type of things, and I told Wangchuck san going into this fight, �you will finish him in the 2nd round with the elbow we practiced� and he did. I couldn�t be happier. (Seagal�s cellphone rings and he answers it) Hello? Yes! Hi Honey!... it�s my wife. Yes we won! Yes, I am so happy, Yes he won with the move I invented� OK I gotta go, I�m doing an interview... I don�t know some guy from the Smashing machine, or Smasher�s palace, or something, some radio show nobody has ever heard of, I don�t even know why I�m wasting my time with this� I love you too, bye� (Seagal hangs up the phone) As I was saying, I am still training Wangchuck san, and I will be working on more moves to impress the mma world with. I�m also training NY Immortal�s fighter Aadilou Ankutse, I predict he will win his next fight with a brand new technique nobody has ever seen before that I am teaching him.�

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There you have it. Movie legend Sensi Seagal is training some fighters. Mma world, consider yourself �on notice� and expect spectacular finishes from here on out, because it�s been proven time and time again that everything Sensi Seagal touches turns to gold. If you need further proof, just go watch Under Siege.

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