Lebowski Island Achievers Opens

Lebowski Island Achievers, Fight Organization, Amsterdam
Company profile by Jake Scott

For the last time, man, I'm not that Jeffrey Lebowski, I'm The Dude, man. I don't know the first thing about running a charity - and besides, this looks a lot more like an underground fight club than a charity. I'm supposed to be on vacation - you should hear about the week I had. No, I didn't say I was a matchmaker, I said do you have a match, man, this joint is totally burnt out. 

All I wanna do is sit in the sun, drink my drink, and relax man. Now there's all these guys who look like nobody ever told them gym class got out like ten years ago following me around and asking me who they're supposed to fight. I guess as long as they are't fighting me, man. Are there any bowling alleys on this island?

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