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Talk To Taco

Fighter profile of Brock Lesnar by J J Tycooner

  Talk To Taco



with the man himself MR.Brock Lesnar 265 lbs champion -of rev island

best heavy-weight on the island this season

 

 

     
Taco: Brock are you ready to talk to taco?



Brock: Shit let's just get this over with.



Taco: How has island life been treating you Brock?


Brock: Listen hear i am white boy and i am jacked it treats me great 



Taco: What are your thoughts on the island season this year?



Brock: I have only one thought winning 



Taco: Is there any fighter that can beat you in a fight on this island?



Brock: everyone can lose but know one can beat me

 

Taco: Huh?

 

Brock: Did you eat paint chips as kid boy? the only way i lose is if i beat myself



Taco: a rumor is going around that you where knock-out in training by Macho man is that true? taco no Mr .Man he hurt taco!



Brock: Do you belive every thing you hear? here is what i do know he knock you plum retarded  



Taco: True or false you will fight stick with rev-island all season


Brock: True the owner knows my worth. 



Taco: True or false you love taco's big stiffy 



Brock: Get the fuck out of here fruit cake

 

Taco: Taco likes fruit cake !

 

Brock: you would i bet taco likes lots of stupid shit.



Taco: So how is rev-island treating you?



Brock: like a king i am still at rev island so that tells you i am happy.


Taco: well that's all the time we have Mr.Brock thanks for being on talk to taco is there any thing you want to say?




Brock: I got nothing else to say burrito

Taco: It's Taco

Brock: is there a difference



Taco: See you next time on talk to taco go get a big stiffy



Smile pretty for taco!!

 

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