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Don Key - Born Ready to Kick Like an Ass!

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 "Donkey Style A.K.A. Ba-Donk-A" Don Key Born ready to kick like an ass! "Donkey Style", as he is known by most of his fans, has been captivating the attention of MMA enthusiasts in Los Angeles since he burst onto the scene back in May of 2011. Finishing his first fight with a Brutal head kick at 4:05 of the opening round Don Key earned the name Donkey Style for kicking ass, well.. like an ass that night. 
Before we continue the story of "Ba-Donk A" Don Key's climb up the rankings, lets get to know who the man behind the ass really is...
Don Key: I a grew up in a Columbia and I a had to a get away from the Cocaine Trade, or go into de family a business of a Donkey breeding, so I a chose to go to Thailand and learn muay thai instead.. Brandon Loveladdy saw me kick on da farm one a day and he said to my family he a pay for me to a learn muay thai, he a say that I have a very a powerful kick, they a say I kick like a mule. So the next is a how you say... a history."
History is right, since taking the Welterweight title for Charlie Wangs back in January of this year, he has managed to defend the Welterweight title an astounding 7 times, and since has claimed the Lightweight belt as well. Did I mention that out of his 8 title fights he has finished 7 of them? Did I mention only 1 fight made it past the 3rd round? Did I also mention that he is only 25 years old and one of the most popular fighters in the world and #2 in Los Angeles? Well I just did, and now you know who Don Key is... he is a bad-ass, pardon the pun... well actually don't pardon it.  This guy has huge fricken balls! I've seen them, he likes to train in the nude... I know gross right? Not for Don Key, he needs no cup, he prefers a kick in the nuts over a hug any day of the week. Have you ever seen a Donkey do it? Its intense, just as intense as Don Key's style...
Don Key 16-2-1 is now scheduled to face the 29 year old 19-6 former champion Heath Smith this Wednesday night right hear in the blisteringly hot Los Angeles California at CWFC 94.
Don Key is looking to defend his Lightweight title for the fans in his new hometown of Los Angeles!
Here is what "Donkey Style" had to say about the matchup...
Don Key: Dis a guy Heath Cliff, he sound really tough, I have a seen his cartoons a before.. (Brandon Loveladdy whispers something in his ear)
Oh! I thought you guys wanted me to kick da cartoon cat around for a couple of a rounds, I kidding I kidding, Heath Bar has a solid record, and he a has da best wrestling of a any fighter I have faced a before... I think this fight is a real good one, I even practiced in camp for the Championship rounds in case he has improve a his a chin. If a not, I plan to put him to a sleep... (he then began to pretend fight in the air) hello, you a wanna fight, oh that is nice, my a name is a Don Key, whats that you a say? I have big a balss? ohhhhh Kick right in da head.. his feet are all a wobbly a wobble and he a cant even stand a up... Its all a over! Don Key wins de a title again!"
It appears as though Don Key is in great spirits coming into this fight, expect a war!
He also had one other thing to say...
Don Key: Tauno Palo and your manager Gerda Goraman, you a had da balls to a fight me when I was a kid, but now I am a grown up, and I want to wipe that Knock Out from a my a record. Lets fight welterweight, non title, lets do this! My only draw, my only a knock out! Someone make a dis fight a happen!"
"Donkey Style A.K.A. Ba-Donk A" Don Key is one bad ASS, he kicks like a mule and has big old balls. Now you all know who to look out for, top 10 in the world here he comes...

 

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