MAD 37 Poetic Review

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Author:Tycoon Judas

" It twas the Night of the Madness and all through the house

        not a Soul had laughter, not even the Joker himself

    The seats where jam packed with an audience who cares

    and everyone knew that Massive Wanker would be there"

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       "The Fighters where backstage getting loose as a goose

  But for DeShawn West he was holding the Hangman's Noose

  Meanwhile Blinky Billy was in a corner with a beer in his lap

     Little did everyone know who would give Funcake a nap"

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         " The Night began with a mate known as Toejam 

 and with a Head kick from hell he made Diaz his Sacrificial Lamb

          A Warrior named Chomsli had his ego to stroke

  but along came a Stoner to whom he did Rear Naked choke"

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  "When out from nowhere "The Detonator" made some clatter

     with a thunderous KO that made Dennis Baba shatter

           Little did we Know Zou Yun was the real deal

    As Timo Bader saw his wraith and the pain he did feel"

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  " In a Heavyweight clash Nagashima was the brighter star

           As Urtansson cried out from a nasty Armbar

      Suddenly we all stood as  Victor Reznov appeared

           and a rising Gorohov laid trembling in fear"

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        "Jose Ronaldo has emerged as a true contender

  but with just One punch, West made him a pretender

  Closing out the show the Massive Wanker would not fall

 As he smothered Marcus Pickett and the fans where in all"

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