Ibrahim Camara: King Rising

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 He is undisputedly one of the most notorious managers in the game.

After so much controversy over the past 3 years and "technically" winning the highes manager honours 3 years in a row Ibby sits down with the Tycoon Times to gives us a breakdown of what is next.

Times: Ibby, your legions of fans worldwide wanna know what is next for The Rising King

Ibby: Camara Manager of the Year 2020 of course !

Times: Yeah that`s what everyone is saying in the forums, 4th time? 

Ibby: unoficially yeah, but in 2020 we gonna clean the streets once again, a purge is once again needed

Times: A purge? Wow Ibby that sounds heavy, targets?

Ibby: Mike is putting in the hours, we need to punish the whiny fuckwits as Mike put is so eloquently.

Times: Well can you elaborate? 

Ibby: The corruption runs deep, we will start this week with Dishonoured Moderator TJ Mitchell

Times: The horse dude? 

Ibby: The only "horse" thing that noob knows is about throwing his welfare check at the ponies in the track. Yes that one miserable one is the first one.  I`m gonna crush him at JAG and Inferno on back-to-back days in the Poo Poo Bowl

Times: The Poo Poo Bowl? Can you please elaborate?

Ibby: Due to the Corona-Panic I can`t find any toilet paper, you know TP...

Times: Aaaaand .... ???

Ibby: My fighters have decided to wipe themselves with TJ`s fighters

Times: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat ? 

Ibby: It`s complicated, but hygiene is of our highest concern and due to a shortage of TP, Mitchell`s fighters will do just fine.

Times: You gonna wipe yourself on Mitchell`s fighters? 

Ibby: Correct

Times: Thank you for your time Master Camara, I think we are gonna go on self-isolation now for a lifetime

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