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Madness 42 Mustache Rides
Welcome back to the Madness Studio's for another terrific segment of Daydrinkin with Douche, and I am your host of course Douche "The Doucheberries, taste like Doucheberries" McBaggins. We will set are sights on Madness 42 Mustache Rides which is Headlined by what looks to be a #1 Contender fight in the Madness Welterweight Division. Not to mention a couple bangers of MW bouts that are sure to get your blood a bubblin'. First though let us take a glance at the Early Preliminary which will be aired live on PornHub.
Super Heavyweight division
Darrin Reed (3-0-0) Vs Papalardo Hambone (0-1-0)
6'4" 261 Lbs. 6'5" 273 lbs.
Sakai, Japan New York, United States
27 19
Joe Knockout Camp Rezni MMA
We will get this Mustach-ious event started with a Battle of the slightly Bearded Behemoths. Darrin Reed will make his Madness Debut and with a perfect 3-0 record he looks to continue his Finishing ways. Reed has two wins by way of Submission (Armbar,Kimura) and his final victory came by way of (TKO). Meanwhile Hambone will be giving away some experience in this one at 0-1. Papalardo does have the "Madness" experience advantage , as he made his pro MMA debut here, in late February.
Middleweight Division
Usko Unbelivable (3-4-1) Vs Keith Kepley (2-0-0)
6'2" 185 Lbs. 6'3" 176 Lbs.
Quebec, Canada Helsinki, Finland
22 20
Whitey's Gym Matieli Fight Team
A Madness vet(Usko) will welcome newcomer(Kepley) to the Middleweight division next. This a crucial fight for Usko whom has gone 2-4-1 inside the MAD cage as he does not want to be a welcome mate to the newcomer. The Bull has a balanced attack but he has shown submission abilities in his pro debut. Keith a native of Finland is looking to keep his perfect record in tact in the early stages of his career. Kepley is a Purple belt in BJJ, so this one could be interesting on the mat.
Light Heavyweight Division
Yago Nascimento (2-0-0 vs Bubba Randall (2-2-1)
6'3" 187 Lbs. 5'4" 198 Lbs.
Curitiba, Brazil Sunnyville, Canada
21 27
Fist of Fury TC Yellow Lotus
Finalizing the Early prelims is a Contrast in Body types as we head to the 205 pounders. Yago will return to action after a impressive debut as he finished Justin Quinn with 51 second TKO victory. "Grande Guerreiro" is a highly Trained prospect that could be a huge name in the near future. It is no surprise that Bubba Randall loves the Cheeseburgers but can the power of the burger be enough to derail Yago? Randall is coming off a Draw in his last fight. i honestly though he one the bout but it was close. These two fighters come from talented camps and i expect a war.
Heavyweight Division
Liam Davidson (4-5-0) vs Jim Fox (4-4-0)
5'10" 212 Lbs. 6'4" 227 Lbs.
Weston, England Oxford, England
21 22
LA Vale Tudo Gateway to Greatness
In are first Feature Prelim we will see two Brits whom both have had there struggles as of late. Liam the Cousin of LHW contender Luke Davidson is looking to shake off a 3 fight loosing streak. Liam is a brawler with decent power as shown in his two KO Victories. He faces off against the Younger brother of Jack Fox "Gentleman" Jim who has quite a Height advantage in this one with nearly 7 inches. This fight has a lot of potential as there both well known Street fighters, and lets not forget the real story here Jim has a huge size advantage in the Mustache department as well, Epic stach!
Featherweight Division
Harry Hendersons (0-0-0) vs Juan Corona (4-1-0)
5'4" 136 Lbs. 6'0" 133 Lbs.
San Diego, United States Autlan, Mexico
22 20
Special Ops N7 Zero Tolerance
In are final Feature Prelim two Madness newcomers look to make a statement in the Featherweight Division. Harry leaves a Extensive grappling career behind to try his luck in MMA. The BJJ practitioner Hendersons has high hopes as he continues his fighting career. His opposition is former WCKD featherweight champ Juan Corona. Corona is an exciting prospect that has recorded 4 first round stoppages in his young MMA career. Tough debut for Harry in the sport, but what better way to truly test yourself then against a former champion.
Main Card
Welterweight Division
Archie Ouchie (3-3-0) vs Freddie Money (8-6-0)
6'0" 157 Lbs. 5'8" 156 Lbs.
Hilo, United States Washington, United States
24 27
Tony Coffins FC Dillo's MMA Academy
We begin the Main Card with a couple Welterweights looking to rise into the limelight. Ouchie has lost 3 out of his last 4 fights and knows he needs a big win. This Hilo born fighter has a Muay Thai backgound and has KO Power (with 3 KO wins). Standing in his way he will welcome former ICC welterweight contender Freddie "Cash" Money. Money is Boxer and has managed to finish 6 out of his 8 wins by (T)KO. Ladies Gents this one will keep you on your twos as these two power punchers look to knock each others heads off.
Light Heavyweight Division
Ragnar Ragnarsson (8-4-0) vs Juan De Souza (6-5-0)
5'8" 200 Lbs. 6'1" 193 Lbs.
Haparanda, Sweden Cancun, Mexico
21 21
Mello MMA Soul Supremcy Rio
Are next contest will be my sleeper pick for "KO of the Night" as two Light Heavyweight strikers meet. Swedish born Ragnarssson has an excellent wrestling base and loves to use his clinchwork in fights. The Heavy Handed Ragnar has a perfect 8/8 KO ratio and coming off a loss i look to see a hungry Viking show up tomorrow Night. "Ice Cold" has fought 10 of his 11 MMA fights here at Madness and is currently on a 2 fight win streak. The Kickboxer De Souza has most recently flattened Aiwan Tsaegaellae 53 seconds into there fight with a nasty One punch KO. This fight has a lot of questions, for one can Ragnar the wrestler outclinch the superior Muay Thai fighter in Juan. Next how has the change in camp really effected Ragnarand of course there is also the 7 inch height advantage for de Souza. When its all said and done i see one of these gents taking a nice nap.
Middleweight Division
Chip Nickel (4-2-0) vs Leon Lentz (7-1-0)
6'2" 170 Lbs. 5'9" 173 Lbs.
Miami, United States Mersch, Luxemborg
21 20
Little Lebowski Gym Fight Factory
Chip Nickel returns to the Madness Arena as he welcomes the Island Season winner at 185 pounds Leon Lentz. Chip showed his tenacity in his last outing, besting Paul Boxaaja with a late 3rd round Head Kick KO. That KO was his first performance bonus and as a fellow journalist that's one reporter i do not want to pick a fight with. The Debut for Lentz couldn't have come soon enough for the 2019 MW Island Tournament Winner. Not only is he currently riding a 7 fight win streak all have been first round (T)KO's. The outcome of this one, shit i have no idea but these two are deadly strikers and very well trained so keep a firm grip of that Popcorn and Beer and enjoy this dozy of a scrap proper like!
Co-Main Event
Middleweight Division
Ilpo Pallero (7-5-0) vs Konstantin Sogrin (6-1-0)
5'8" 176 Lbs. 6'1" 183 Lbs.
Kerava, Finland Moscow, Russia
24 21
Whitey's Gym VenDetta Gym
Sticking with the ultra talented Middleweight Division we have a couple top contenders squaring off. IIpo has been a red hot Submission machine since the start of his career currently on a two fight win streak. Though just a purple belt in BJJ he has forced the tap in all 7 of his pro victories. Just the opposite for his opponent Sogrin who has notched (T)KO finish in all 6 of his wins. Sogrins only loss was two the MAMF challenger Chris Travis by UD in a awesome fight that earned them both Fight of the Night honors. Sogrin is the more balanced fighter skill wise but Pallero has the better Grappling BJJ in general. This is another classic Grappler vs Striker but title aspirations are hanging in the balance for both fighters
Main Event
*Welterweight #1 Contender contest*
Sean Dickinson (6-2-0) vs Barnito Mustacho (5-0-0)
6'2" 155 Lbs. 5'11" 164 Lbs.
Fresno, United States Mustachuana, Mexico
21 20
No Limit BARNEY Meathouse
Now Ladies and Gentleman its the fight we have all been waiting for this fight will be five, five minute rounds in the Welterweight Division. Fighting out of the blue corner representing the United States of America and currently on a 4 fight win streak is Sean Dickinson. "The Squid" had a FOTN performance in his last Madness bout against the always game Lucien Lachance. Sean is an excellent Muay Thai fighter with a heel of a chin as only current champ Vasil Petrov has been able to put him away. Sean has many assets but his grittiness to win is his biggest in my opinion. And in the Red Corner representing Viva la Mexico is Undefeated Barnito Mustacho. This is only Barnito's third fight here at Madness MMA but both fights garnered him Performance Bonuses, with the most recent being FOTN against Your Sweet Destruction. "El Senor Vorpal Kickasso" has a very similar style to Dickinson so this should be a battle of wits indeed.
Both of are fighters in this Main Event come from well known camps in the Organization and with this being a five round fight we could be in for a FOTN ,maybe even Fight of the Year!
One thing is for Sure there is no lack of Mustachity at this show and i fully expect to see some Mustache rides at some point. Maybe at the after party who knows i will be at the Hotel Place d'Armes in room 69 ladies so try to be there early, there may be a waiting list.
Thanks everyone for tuning in Douche McBaggins signing out!!!
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