Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty
My expert opinion about the current fighter's top 10 p4p.
Latrobe Arundel
Insane career with pretty much all stoppage wins.
However, his wibblywobblying with that shotugn gets me drunk every single time. Stop that!
Thomas Bolleke
Should be next in line to fight Arundel. Would be an absolute dream fight.
Alika (his manager) is a great girl's name. I like it and would do her 100%.
Arzlan Bathory
Decisions, decisions, decision. Yaaawhn. My time will come to take that division over and make it party.
Kimbo Slice
Shitty name, shitty manager. Old fart, but massive KO's. I approve.
Thierry Paulin
2020 is his year. No clue how he does it, but he does it! Wonderful wrestling and a purple belt, but number 5 p4p. Wooowie.
Nick Graves
Anything that Billy touches besides his own penis becomes gold.
Brayden Point
Skinny, baseball bat, 100% finish rate in 20 fights, undefeated. Midget. Aylib. If I were gay...
Bryer McGuire
What a fighter, both in real life as well as in the game.
Dick Caunt
Skinny, no baseball bat, not 100% finish rate, not undefeated. Midget. Freako. Good name, really good name!
Iain Tower
Canadian big boy ninja with very diverse skillset. I would kick him in the balls and submit him, but that is against the rules.
I do not see any other way to beat him though...
Once I make my debut, I'll climb the ranks faster than anyone before.
(I have been a rockclimber since age 3, true story!)
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