Rosetta Miracle: 1 on 1 w/ the GOAT

About Me: Chris Karter

 ROSETTA MIRACLE GOES 1 ON 1 WITH THE GOAT

This interview was conducted with the proper social distancing procedures required by US Government

CHRIS KARTER  |___6 ft___|  ROSETTA MIRACLE

Are you excited for A&E's first event MARQUEE 1: The Beginning on June 1st?

When? Na, that's not right. The first event is A&E: Rising Stars 1 on June 5th.

Nope, June 1st, in Helsinki.

I'm not going to be in Helsinki until the 5th, and the show doesn't start until I arrive, so how does that work out?

I'm not bright enough to understand the logistics of it, perhaps you should take it up with Mr. Ashbourne. It clearly says A&E's first event is MARQUEE 1, they even released a promotion of the event on their website.

Let me see who's on the card... Tyrone Tyson's cool, who else, bums, bums, bums, more bums, ha, it's a bunch of fuckin' bums.

(the interview comes to a pause; Kim Miracle notes Mr. Karter was laughing before going on an expletive-laced rant)

...next time he pulls a fast one like that I'm gonna have Kilo Maluga hold him out the top floor like Vanilla Ice, and we'll be collecting an extra 30% merchandise fee - you can put that on the record. 

So... are you excited about A&E's first event?

He's getting the snicklefritz, I'm a little upset. How do you debut the org without the King? Look - I'm excited about A&E's first real event. That's on June 5th in Hayashi's Lounge, where I'll be cornering two of Convicted Fight Club's youngest prospects, Scooter Lebowski and Eli Rambeau.

both fighters are rumored to be shapeshifters and avatar is subject to change

SCOOTER LEBOWSKI

0-1-0

Currently attends Arizona State University on a football scholarship; highly sought after 3-star Wide Receiver from Phoenix, it was a big win for the Sun Devils to land the local recruit over cross-town rival University of Arizona Wildcats and conference foe UCLA Golden Bruins.

Scooter lacks a lot of things; the size and genetic coding of your stereotypical NFL Wide Receiver, the vertical leaping ability of your typical basketball player, but he doesn't lack confidence. He was so confident in his ability as a fighter that he made his professional debut days after his 18th birthday within days of first ever stepping into an MMA gym. He showed up Monday and fought before Thursday. Pure balls!

He lost in 0:31 seconds.

He was tapped out by a BJJ Brown belt that was a 1-0 pro fighter and 7 years his senior. Most fighters would be down in the dumps after being submitted so quickly in the first round, but not white belt Scooter. Scooter popped to his feet after tapping to an arm triangle with a smile on his face.

SCOOTER

"Woo! You see those hands?"

He proclaims before rambling for the next few hours about the 3 punches he landed before the TD. He may have lost the fight, but he gained love for the game, and displayed enough pop in his punches and the right mentality to be invited back to Convicted Fight Club.

He drives from Tempe, Arizona to Los Angeles, California to train at Convicted Fight Club and currently has a blue belt in BJJ under BJJ black belt Ben Stone. He's a much more well rounded fighter than he was in his premature debut, and his camp is excited for him to put his skills on display. They're predicting a first round KO for the future MW champion.

ELI RAMBEAU

0-0-0 (set to debut)

Eli Rambeau is a physical specimen. With plenty of reach and the physical tools to thrive in the light heavyweight division, his actual potential still remains an enigma. It's too early to tell if he's smarter than Scooter, but he's taken a different approach to his professional debut. Where Scooter dove right in headfirst, trial by fire - Eli walked into the gym with a more methodical approach. Work hard, grind, go through a real MMA training camp before your professional debut.

That's exactly what Eli's experience at Convicted Fight Club and the Convicted KT Factory have been, and so far, so good. As a fighter not much is known about him. He has a natural aptitude for the game and learns quickly. He runs through the drills like a champ and gets better every session. However, he's yet to spar with any of the fighters, and it's just as likely that Eli enjoys long walks on the beach in the Bahamas as it is that he is the future of the A&E organization.

A combined record of 0-1 between these two fighters of yours, you must be pretty excited to see them compete?

That's right and A&E is lucky to have them. These are the future stars of this organization. Word of advice to all the young managers out there trying to come up in this game, it's essential to see what your fighters are made of before you let them take space up in your gym. You gotta do what you gotta do to separate the boys from the men as early as possible. Separate the sheep from wolves. Thin the herd, you know what I mean? Eli means well, hard worker, but if he can't cut it when those cage doors closed, his ass is out the door faster than Butch when Camara joins his org.

So we should expect Convicted Fight Club's fighters to take over the LHW and MW divisions; any plans for the rest of the organization?

No, I think we'll let everybody else eat. If Eli doesn't cut it in his debut, we have a backup option at 185. Cooper "Red Beard" Roos. He recently just knocked a Step Daddy fighter into free agency.

COOPER "RED BEARD" ROOS

1-0 (1 TKO)

Took the Scooter approach to his debut by walking into the gym, signing up to fight, and proceeded to impress by knocking a Stepdaddy fighter into free agency. He promised the empty arena that he would move on to bigger and better things.

A well-muscled & compact Middleweight competitor, Durban's Cooper "Redbeard" Roos is a little unhinged to say the least. If charisma was a fighting style, Roos would be a world champion. However he remains an example of unrefined power & raw potential, as his fighting technique, whilst not terrible, is hardly elite. With the improvement of an elite team like Convicted Fight Club to train at, who knows how far he can go.

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