Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty
My expert opinion about the current top 10 orgies:
Global Association of MMA™
Seriously long and hard org, makes me think of my third leg. Selena once even yelled 'Gammaaa, gammaaaaa' in the middle of the act, so yeah....
One point for improvement however, Mentor his cheekbones are too... strange? Seems like he has a turkey in his mouth 24/7.
Pulse Fighting Championship
Any org that has a champ called 'Dick'. Their 135lbs division is seriously impressive as well.
Sadly though, they do have a guy called 'Steve'. Who for the love of God would call his kid 'Steve'.
Inferno Combat Series
Very good orgie name. Not sure where the 'Combat' part fits in, but Inferno Series sounds orgasmic!
Can anyone take away that shotgun from Arundel please? Or stop giving him coffee. Makes me seasick.
Synchronicity
My manager told me that I have to be superpositive about Syn.
Well, he didn't even have to ask, because I love Syn. Legendary org, legendary fighters, one day my home and my opponent's retirement home.
Claymore Elite Combat
Not open anymore. Such a shame.
JAG Battle League (330k)
Only one card left on the schedule? Lets hope they get out of lockdown soon.
COVID-19 is shit.
UnderGround Fight Club 340K+
Great org, great org owner.
My training partner Guido Turturro is on his way to taking over the entire org.
DId you all see how he humiliated 'Divisek' from team Cheaters? Haha, that was embarrassing.
Panda Fights
Are there any videos? I would love to see some videos!
Rapid Fighting Championship 340k+
Rabids? What's up with all those animals lately?!
Anywhow, Most elite orgs will be drooling over this roster.
Atunes, The Barbarian, ...
100% Bukake by all the orgies mentioned above and below.
PL MMA
Solid org, but also only two more events planned.
I guess no bukake or golden showers there anytime soon?
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