A word with Rick Piano

Fighter profile of Rick Piano by Power Shark

 Interview with the always exciting Rich Piano

by: Power Shark

(Piano shown here struggling to put a coherent sentence together)

Shark: Here is a fighter who needs no introduction but here it is anyway!   The man I'm talking about is Rick Piano.   Rick is a very humble soft spoken individual who has always shown a mutual respect for his opponents.

Rick: You must have me confused with someone else, dont be lying about me bitch!   I'm sorry man im a little on edge, didnt mean to snap like that.  CTE is a bitch 

Shark: Alright well I was about to point out how i was joking but no need now.  Good thing i wore my brown pants today.   Anyway so lets get to the point of all this.  What is it you want to tell everyone?

Rick:  If you'd shut the hell up for a second I'll tell you!  Little short ass bitch! Sorry about that short guys freak me out.   Like how the fuck do you get things off the fridge?  Can you even ride a roller coaster?   Im just fucking with you man, calm down before i calm you down.  

Shark:.....so you had something to tell us?

Rick:  Oh yeah right.   So after dealing with an overwhelming addiction to meth, viagra and blind bookers i began to realize things were going in a bad direction for me.   My dick had been riddled with STDs and a got my ass kicked like 6 times in a row or something.  I don't its all a blur i just know i was high ass fuck all the time and my dick hurt and i was sick of it!  

Shark: So how did you get past all that?

Rick:  First thing I did was buy some dick cream from a very reliable source   Once that was cleared up I checked into rehab where I met this fine ass bitch who didnt mind the scars on my junk.  Heres me about to bite her tits

Shark:   Thats awesome!  Since getting clean you've managed to put together 4 wins by vicious KO with the latest being a former #1 Heavyweight as well, Stingray Spik or whatever it is.  That win puts you back in ranks of some of the top heavyweights.   So tell us whats next for Rick Piano?

Piano:  I'm ready to fight whoever the fuck wants it, any one that wants a piece of the big bad booty daddy all you gotta do is say word!   So while i decide on where to fight next I'll put out an open invitation to whoever has a sack big enough to step up and and fight in a $1000000 winner take all.    I dont give a fuck about your rank just whether you can fight or not.   But dont come at me with no bullshit scrub bitch!  

Power Shark: Alright folks you heard it from the man himself!  Anyone who wants a shot at Rick, now is your chance!   And I'm hearing now from Rick that he will throw in an extra $500000 if its someone hes never faced before!

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