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Las Vegas, USA - This weekend officially marks the SFL's twentieth event headlined by SFL's world welterweight champion "The Beast From The East" Serhey Rishkinov (18-5, 2-1 SFL) vs Leon "Virtuoso" Louis (12-4, 2-0 SFL) to settle their trilogy once and for all. These fighters both share a victory over one another, under a different organizational banner, they fought at RFC with Leon defeating Serhey by decision in their first fight to capture the RFC Welterweight title. Rishkinov would earn his rematch and make the most of it, putting Louis away in the 4th round via TKO with a flurry of GnP.
Today also marked the first time Chris Karter stepped out into public for the first time since corona and went on a drug infused rally. It's obvious he hasn't seen to a barber in ages and he doesn't give a damn, he flaunts his toxic masculinity out in public with little remorse. He later told reporters via secret discord channel that he's growing a mullet in honor of Syn' Middleweight Champion Pekka Toivanen, also known as Punchmaster General, Finnish Honey Badger, and Camara's War daddy.
"Did we let the china virus stop us? No! We kicked it's ass! Because we're in America - the greatest god damn country on the planet!"
When he shouted into the mic, chest pubes blowing in the breeze, the crowd roared back with applause felt by the heartland of America. He closed his eyes and like many of his fighters before him, tweaked his nipples - his own nipples that is - and embraced the vibration of the thunderous applause.
Karter opens his eyes and starts chanting into the mic, pumping his fist with every word.
"Free, dumb! Free, dumb! Free, dumb!""
The crowd feeding off his energy chanted back.
"Free-dom! Free-dom! Free-dom!"
Karter lowered his head, pressed his fingers to his lips, silencing the crowd.
"America!" Karter shouts before spiking the mic on the ground like Gronkowski and the crowd goes ape shit.
Gunfire echoes in the distance.
Fireworks go off in the sky.
Toby Keith's were made.
Loud tractor music blares inside saloons.
Karter snatched a highly intelligent blonde out the frenzied mob and loads her into his private helicopter. As the chopper rides off into the distance, the crowd cheered his epic departure. He didn't go down like Kobe either, his pilot was a consummate professional. His entrance, rhetoric, and exit had absolutely nothing to do with SFL but it got the local crowd amped up and added 10 points to the orgs hype meter.
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