Origins of Pisswater

Fighter profile of Nati Pisswater by Chris Karter

HFC #3 Contender featherweight Nati Pisswater (6-2-0) hails from the Hare of the Dog Gym in Amsterdam, it's next door to the infamous brothel Johnny Cockstorm's, a YABAI favorite. Nati is currently riding a 4 fight win streak with 3 consecutive wins under the Hardcore FC banner and 2 back-to-back Fight of the Night awards. His last 4 opponents are a trail of bums but somehow that warranted him a title shot against legendary Colombian defender and featherweight champion Marcello "Hurricane" Sosa (11-1-1).

The two fighters exchanged unpleasantries at a recent public event. It's evident that these two fighters don't care for one another. Unlike superstar Marcello Sosa, not much is known about Nati Pisswater. In his MMA debut he was either too incompetent or lazy and was submitted by a vastly inferior fighter in the first round. Nati was clearly not ready to be a MMA fighter yet and went to training camp for a couple years before debuting at Madness. By then Sosa was already chasing down current champion DeShawn West who was avoiding him as much as possible.

Nati Pisswater is the inbred nephew of Bubba KillsInWater's grandson's sister-in-law. It's a legendary family line that is known for keeping it in the family, family style. Will Nati ever achieve the greatness that his long, long, relative KillsInWater achieved? Under Hare Rumpler's leadership it's unlikely but stranger things have happened.

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