The Mexican Named Daniel

Fighter profile of Daniel Yonic by Chris Karter

Daniel Yonic was born in Mexico. He jumped the border before Trump could build his wall and keep his kind out of God's country. Yonic is an aspiring mixed martial artist who doesn't quite comprehende the mixed martial arts aspect of combat, and his striking leaves much to be desired.

At 172 CM in the middleweight division, he's a short, stubby, little warrior. At 30 years old, it doesn't look like he will ever "get it" and he is on a 2-4 skin since signing with Davey Mack and Redemption Club.

His opponent, Dre Battle, had nothing bad to say about Yonic and expressed his appreciation that he'll be collecting an easy paycheck in their upcoming bout, but a ninja has to eat.

Chris Karter respects Davey Mack, they've smoked some ganja with each other before, but he says they both know his fighter has no chance and this is a sacrifice to the blood gods.

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