Paddy Mcgillicutty pees pants, ducks fight

Fighter profile of Satanic Panic by Freako Wimp

Huge props to Drnold for stepping in at the last minute, after a certain Printing Press Pussy left Panic hanging for close to two weeks.

Ahead of the fight, the newly named Satanic Panic would like to make a statement.

Satanic Panic

Greetings, all, and praise be to the Great Deceiver.

Immediately after signing with my new management, I pushed for a title defense against Paddy Mcgillicutty, as I figured his illustrious career and well-deserved hype merited a crack at the title.

Mattias Lundgren, being a good sport, offered the fight the same day, but Paddy tucked his tail and ran despite talking a big game about taking my belt from me in public. Because of this, I'm defending my belt against a fighter with a losing record, on a losing streak, who just got blasted by my main training partner.

I think this is bullshit, and I'm not gonna let some two-bit Conor McGregor wannabe jerk me around. As such, Paddy Mcgillicutty is not getting a title shot in King of Fighters: Iron Wolf until he's had at least 5 fights. Let us try to see you talk your way out of that one, you insufferable twat.

That has been all. Hail Satan.

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