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 The Stoner Fight League opened following the china virus wrecking havoc on the organization industry. Top orgs crumbled like old, dry, and moldy bud, and many fighters were contractually trapped in stagnant fight organizations around the world. Without jobs or any means to pay their bills, fighters resorted to a life of petty crime and odd jobs, anything for a check. Prior to SFL opening, a fighter like Alexei Babinksi was seen on the side of the road panhandling.
"Will Fite 4 Food" his sign reads, hair shaggy, unkempt, and overgrown. Almost dreaded up from the lack of hygiene, shampoo, and conditioner. Babinski was a Underground Heavyweight champion superstar, but his contract to a defunct org had him scraping pennies to get by.
Rumors have it somebody paid Babinksi to dismantle Dirty Blake & The Boys soup kitchen, which he did, when he ploughed his way through Bleeding Spanner and cast his bloody mug aside like a used tampon.
Babinski, Lomax, Taneyev, Sitsongrit, Akinwande, all this talent and no employment in sight. The china virus was a well coordinated attack by the Chinese Communist Party and they successfully contaminated most of the known world with their biologically engineered bird flu on steroids.
What the CCP didn't anticipate was a super human - mean, lean, fighting machine - to emerge from the darkness of capitalistic communism with the white fist of privilege to smash social distancing, mandatory mask mandates, and government lockdowns.
Chris Karter's equivalence of being a great white knight riding his loyal steed in to save the day, was him getting super baked, typing out a bunch of messages and inquiries, and organizing the best damn staff ever assembled.
An overnight success, it was within a week he had acquired the rights to the Underground roster through business negotiations with Tev, who was temporarily incarcerated in some shithole in Philadelphia - the police station was nice, but the Philly neighborhood was an absolute dump.
Tycoon's favorite butt pirates Shortfuse (aka Shortbus) and Bluntz were blazing it up together between their rectal festivities when they received a call from Karter to break Tev out of lockdown. Amazingly the two brokeback mountain keyboard warriors managed to achieve the mission operating as a single, non-binary unit, and Tev was free.
Tev joined the SFL staff weeks later, and being picked up by a black hawk helicopter in the middle of the night and flown to a remote location for a debriefing. With his assistance SFL would continue it's reign of success and together they would shower all the inferior orgs, those that will not be named but are soon closing, in their golden excellence as they take over the tycoon-iverse and collect all the world champions.
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