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Generational Man

Fighter profile of Yip Man Iii by Outlaw Bleak

Yip is the third generation of martial arts masters within his family.  His great grandfather, grandmaster Wu-Chi Yip was rumored to piss flakes of gold in his first urine of the day after waking up.  His wife would sometimes have flakes of gold stuck to her teeth, becoming the first to start a trend that would take the world by storm many years down the road.  Modern day, you see gold teeth everywhere.


His grandfather, Gon-Gi Man was a legend in his own kingdom, having once saved a burning cat from a cherry blossom tree in a rain storm.  Neighbors stared in awe at the heroic bravery and flexibility displayed by the man, so flexible was he that even the gods cried in jealousy at his gift, hence the rain.  Fire fighters in modern day still try to re-create that event, saving cats from trees and making rain from their giant hoses.  But they are not gods, well, maybe to some middle aged scrap bookers and poster collectors, but cougars are beside the point.  

 

The moral to this story is that, Yip Man III is a badass, a breed of excellence, through generations of mediocre heros who have left their legacy on display for future generations.  Yip has been known to tutor monks, rescue wolves, and even teach women how to use logic.  Yes, I had to get verification from multiple sources as I did not believe it myself, but it is true, Yip can make women make sense.    

 

It is highly recommended that if you see him fighting on a local card, you should tune in and check him out.  There's no telling what he's going to do inside of the cage, or outside for that matter.  So perhaps keep your wife at home unless you're trying to tap into his prime stock for a future generation of greatness.

 

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