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 Madness Insanity 1 "Preview"
Hello ladies and gentlejerks! As you may know Madness is like gravity, all it takes is a little push. And I Mister Madness will be here to push it to the limit. So let's put a smile on that face. The Madness MMA Organization is back in the game and all begins with the re-awakening of "Insanity". With all the Tournament shenanigans going on here, let us not forget about the little guys looking to get there MMA careers underway in a lesser known setting such as say"The League of Madness". Just remember I'm not political I'm just here to make people laugh, so let the circus begin!
Here is a rundown of the fights below, with a few details of are chaotic competitors.
205 lbs. Baldur Kristjansson vs Testy Three
"Kaboom" Kristiansson is an Icelandic Boxer looking to score his first win after a QFC loss in his debut. He will we welcome a Belarusian born newcomer in the name of Testy three, or whom I like to refer to as the third testicle.
170 lbs. Anthony Lawyer vs Jaxton Kidd
The Bulgin Bulgarian Anthony Lawyer will look to wrestle his way to his first victory. He has a Stern test in front of him though as Australian fighter Jaxton Kidd of Tin Can Athletics makes his debut and looks to have the wrasslin edge.
155 lbs. Libertad Muerte vs Chad Zoff
This next fight I'm a bit intrigued about as the Mexican Muay Thai fighter who recently knocked out my doppelganger Mr Madness makes his Madness debut. He will meet Chad "Easy Z" Zoff who hails from the city that never sleeps Las Vegas.
205 lbs. George Walker vs Rajon Shaw
Czech Republic born George Walker (He must be an import) is known as "Samurai" and though he is an accomplished boxer I surely hope he brings his sword in the cage! His opponent I originally had something nice to say but the fat fuck doesn't look like he will make the 205 weight mark!
185 lbs. Markus Maverick vs Rian Tully
Are feature prelim is deadly duel between "Maniac" Maverick a Icelandic Boxer coming off a 5 second knock Out win in his QFC debut. He will welcome a Irish born Boxer in the likes of Rian "Cu Chulainn" Tully, this should be a rockem -sockem style fiasco a personal favorite of mine. Blood, Anarchy and a few missing teeth are guranteed!
Main Card
170 lbs. Darth Banzai vs Jonas Jones
Kicking off the Main order of Madness is a Dart "Bane" Banzai a Jap-Thai fighter looking to improve to 2-0 as a pro. Bolton, England's pride and joy Jonas Jones will meet "Bane" as Jones whom is a brown belt in bjj looks to add a little brown to his opponents trunks with some horrifying submission locks.
170 lbs. Mi Shin Ii vs. TJ Thompson
South Korean welterweight Mi "Superior Knight" Shin li will look to improve to 2-0 but he looks to be a little fatigued and may need a nappy poo. Meanwhile UK fighter TJ Thompson will look to put Shin Li to sleep himself as the 0-1 boxer seeks his first pro win.
155 lbs. Joe Glover vs Maximus Nut Shot
Joe "Golden" Glover is off to a not so golden 0-2 record and he will need to learn some Sprawl and Brawl tactics if he wants to win this bout (Mister Madness may need to lend some words of wisdom to this youngster). 1-0 Jamaican wrestler Maximus Nut Shot will try and expose his opponent early and often with some grappling aggression.
With a name like Maximus Nut Shot and a mug like this> I fully endorse this lad hahahahahaha.
Co-Main
135 lbs. Doc Hoya vs Billy Sampson
In the Co-Main Event of the evening we will see a couple Bantamweights looking to keep there undefeated streaks in tact. Barbados born BJJ Btown belt Doc "Father Time" Hoya has one submission victory to his name as he would love nothing more than to add another in his Madness debut. His opposition is the Aussie Billy "Goat Boy" Sampson a 2-0 prospect with finishes in both his previous fights, 1 by submission and the other by TKO.
Main Event
185 lbs. Luca Anacoreta vs Charlie Johnston
In the Main Event of the evening we have a contrast in styles and in experience if we want to be real. In the red corner stands Luca Anacoreta of Rome, Italy who is off to a impressive 3-0 start to his MMA career. Luca has no nickname but Mister Madness will bestow the name "Anaconda" Anacoreta upon him for his masterfully choking and limb snapping abilities thus far. In the blue corner making his pro debut is the Kiwi "Ko Machine" Charlie Johnston aka Straight up killing machine, sounds like my kinda guy. Charlie brings a strong boxing presence to the Madness cage but he will most certainly need to avoid the ground game from his counterpart Luca.
That's all the Madness and Insanity I got for now. Let ,me just leave you with this simple but sweet words of wisdom. "Some people want to see you fail, so make sure you Disappoint them!"
Mister Madness is out!
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