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 Madness Insanity Vol. 2 Preview with Host Mister Madness
Ladies and Gentle-bums Madness Insanity Vol. 2 is set for the City of Sin, yet again! Paddy O'Malley's Bar will be jammed to the gills with 700 of the truly Maddest individuals one would ever meet. By the way I hear this Douche McBaggins guy is back on the payroll, and has been mentioning my name way to often. Tell me something, my friend, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? Anywho, 10 exciting fights on the Insanity vol. 2 card, so here we go!
Prelims
Lightweights
August Jeaux v Adan Jereny
Jeaux will be making his Madness and pro MMA debut here and come in with a wrestling background of some sort. A native of Shrevport, Louisiana and member of Thib's Sweat Shoppe right there in Sin City will be looking for a impressive showing in his first pro Fight!
Jereny is a Las Vegas product who is currently 0-2 after a not so glorious QFC run. The 700 intoxicated fans at Paddy O'Malley's will surely be cheering the young lad on, as well as his 200+ training partners at Cozad MMA Las Vegas.
Bantamweights
Mark Hendereson v Haukur Karlsson
Hendereson also known as "The Python" is looking to stay on track after a CHAOTIC pro debut where he finished his foe by TKO(slam). Hailing from Melbourne, Australia Mark has a fairly balanced attack but like most pythons I expect some choking and suffocating behavior.
Karlsson a Reykjavik, Icelandic descendant is looking to collect his first W after loosing his debut fight via kimura submission. "Haukzi" is a Muay Thai expert developing his MMA game. If you are facing a Python, do not let him take you down or DESTRUCTION will follow.
Welterweights
Mike Camble v Rick Higgins
Camble out of Detroit, Michigan as a wrestling based Fighter that will be making his Pro debut. Mike trains at 3Band MMA a nice cozy little gym out of LA and member of the Black Dawn alliance.
Higgins Is 0-1 as a pro and the Montreal prospect will need to halt his training intensity or we may need to get a early coffin prepared for the chap. Rick is a BJJ Brownbelt but he did manage to get subbed by a purple belt OUCH, Im pulling for the "Boss" though. Just take a nap though, kid.
Featherweights
Alfie Harper v Wallace Everett
Harper is a Muay Thai practitioner out of Rutherglen, Scotland and member of the the Cozad MMA Sydney gym. Alfie is also know as "Wallace" which is surely due to the famed Scot "Braveheart" William Wallace and not the fact his opponent is named Wallace.
Everett a Boston, Massachusetts prospect now trains in TOKYO at Advanced Fitness Inc. Jack of all trades, master of none, but he can go "All Night long" which may be a asset as these two VIGILANTES make there MMA debut.
*Feature Prelim fight*
Light Heavyweights
Edmond Dos Olivera v Veras Tahir
Dos Oliveira of Curitiba, Parana, Brazil will make his MMA debut and this 18 year old looks to have a striker base. Training at Battle House MMA Edmond will be looking for a MURDEROUS debut. I saw the look of Eternal Rest in his eyes just a few days ago.
Tahir a Broome, Australia native lost a closely contested Decision to "Him we do not speak of" and has been partying like a rockstar since with manager Goat Boy. "The Constrictor" is a BJJ purple belt but if he doesn't rest properly he may be forced to sleep on fight night!
Main Card
Featherweights
Subject Fourteen v Deshawn Shaw
The opening bout for the Main Card will be between a couple debuting Featherweight fighters, one will leave joyfully and Confident, while the other left scratching his third testicle wondering WTF went wrong.
Fourteen is a Yangon, Burma native well known in Myanmar as "The Cobra African Burmese". Word is he likes to tickle his prey before striking with his venomous final blow. I expect this Cozad MMA London pupil to eventually try and get this one to the mat.
Shaw is are second Hometown hero from Las Vegas but now resides in Hilo where he trains at Special Ops N7 Training ."Money" has a balanced attack but Will want to be cautious with Fourteen on the ground IMO, Captain obvious strikes again.
Bantamweights
Jake Brown v Monty Proffit
Two more debuting fighters meet at 135 pounds, sadly we won't be treated with are 4th various snake nickname of the event though, but there will be VIOLENCE!
Brown hails from Minneapolis, Minnesota but now calls Montreal his home where he trains at Puncher's Chance Collective. "Quicksand" though may not be needing a puncher's chance as I got a funny feeling he will be doing most of his dirty work close range, and on the mat.
Profitt was born in Oakland, California but has moved to Sydney for his training. "Cash" Monty Profit knows that MONEY is the root of all EVIL, but it's a evil happiness. I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say these two unheard of newcomers put forward a bloody war, a Fright of the Night if you will.
Heavyweights
Charlie IV v Sigmund Cabrera
Are next Fight is uncertain at this point as one of the fighters(Cabrera) has slipped into a nasty lifestyle of over eating and his weight is a huge concern.
IV is a lights out striker and he let that be known early in his Pro debut when he dismantled his foe with a SOUL SHATTERING uppercut, further damage was not needed as the opponent lied with blood flowing like a fountain. Charlie "Char" IV is one scary Filipino Heavyweight.
Cabrera is trending in the opposite direction with his career after a strong start in his debut wining round one, Sigmund was quickly choked out in the next round. On paper "Brazilboy" has the tools including a chin made of stone, but can the fat fuck make weight.
Get yourself together Cabrera!
Co-Main
Heavyweights
Oleksandr Kimbors v Bugsy Seigel
Are Co-Main event will pit a couple promising Heavyweights, This is also my choice for "KO of the Night".
Kimbors is from the island of Tuvalu and has a 0-1 record, he struggled in his debut and was KO'd by way of a MONSTEROUS hook in round 1. Tuvalo is going to be in for a HORRIFIC night if he doesn't rest.
Seigel is a Chicago bred fighter who Will be making his pro MMA debut at Insanity vol 2. I hear he may know a little Muay Thai from a few sources at the Ice Cream Parlour facilities. Let's be honest though I know Bugsy from a whole different lifestyle one that's full of greed, guns and god-like Glory for bad men that is!
Main Event
Lightweights
Kyle Fox v Jordan White
Not your picture -perfect Main Event but this fight could be complete INSANITY provided both 155ers are ready for the big time.
Fox is are first Welshman to step foot in the new Madness cage and though his Debut QFC bout didn't go as planned he looks rejuvenated and ready for some MADNESS. Training now at Cozad MMA Helsinki in Helsinki but of course, Kyle is a confident wrestler and if he can get his counterpart down to his realm we may truly see what this kid is capable of.
White is a American bred Texan who now resides in LA, he makes his pro debut as a Madness Insanity Vol 2 Headliner, what a start indeed. A member of the coveted Tycoon Alliance, white looks to have a Sprawl and Brawl base or is it a wall and stall, will soon find out.
In a world full of MADNESS, I Mister Madness will be your hero! And remember what doesn't kill you only makes you stranger!!!
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