Rick Piano makes it 10 in a row!

Fighter profile of Rick Piano by Power Shark

                                                                       Rick Piano Makes it 10 in a row!

The freak of nature, loaded with as much steroids and drugs as humanly possible, just won his 10th fight in a row in the always dangerous heavyweight division.   Nine of those wins came where is currently champion, Synchronicity.   The other fight was set up as an open challenge for $10000000, in which Piano won in brutal fashion over Techno Viking early in the first round.  Piano had been working on his clinchwork leading up to that fight and assure me that it was ‘on point bro’ and that he would ‘bust that chump up’.  Turns out he wasn’t full of shit for a change.

Piano’s last 3 fight in particular were against 3 of the best Heavyweights ever:  Iain Tower, Conor the Barbarian and Kilo Maluga. (in that order)  The fight with Tower was their 4th fight with Piano winning 1 and Tower 2 at that point.   Piano put the boots to Tower in a fight that made Tower seem like a frightened child by trying to pull guard of all things.   I couldn’t even type that without getting disappointed in the big guy.   So for that disgrace of a gameplan, Piano opened up a gaping hole in Towers face and the doctors mercifully stopped the fight before Piano started humping the hole.  That win would secure a fight against then reigning champion, Conor the Barbarian.

Coming into this fight not many people gave Piano a chance, hell Conor had just smoked and molested Kilo Maluga in just 1:36.   The fight was brutal and bloody with both men getting cut early.   Near the end of Rd 1 Conor caught Piano with a nice combo and sent him on his ass.   Much to my surprise (and Conors) Piano popped right back up, unrocked, and ready to whoop ass. This put the fear of God into Conors soul and the poor guy was shook down to his very core.    The round ended and Conor has piss running down his leg he was so scared.    Well Piano hates the smell of piss and that really PISSED (lol) him off.   So much so that he kick him right in the head like SMACK! And down he went but the big fucker got back up only to get pounded out and battered until, much like his team mate Tower, the doctor saved Conor from an almost certain face humping from Piano.   Piano was now the Syn Heavyweight champion and #1 Heavy in the world!

Up next was Kilo Maluga, who was a killer who had previously held the Syn Heavyweight belt before that violent molestation he received from Conor the Barbarian where he went down fast, and I mean FAST.   I personally was scared of another potential face hole to wiener situation and that’s just something I don’t wish on any man.  In the lead up to the fight Piano trained extensively in Muay Thai, with knees being the main focus.    He was ready for the dangerous clinch game of Kilo, as Piano is a master of the clinch and most certainly a stronger man with all the steroids flowin through the veins of the WARRIOR!! (*insert Ultimate Warrior head shake) All this proved to be a giant waste of time because Piano was hitting him so hard Kilo’s ancestors felt it.   After a body kick that would have Ko’d a mule deer, it was clear that Kilo was done datta.  Unfortunately, (or perhaps not) Kilos usually paper thin skin held up long enough to avoid the TKO but the usually Granite chinned pirate was hit with a sledgehammer of a right and was sent into sleepy land.     With that win Piano briefly held the #1 P4P spot.

Pianos next fight will be against a guy that thinks he is a goat or something now and likes to hold grass in his mouth, Mister McNasty.  McNasty has thrown together a string of kinda sorta impressive victories so he will get a shot at the Big Guy for the belt.   These two fought previously fought back in 2019 with Piano winning a rare decision, his first in 29 fights at the time.   The big guy proved he could pitter patter his way to victory instead of just KO guys.   Piano disagreed with the gameplan but I assured him it would work.   Well I’d like to thank everyone who took the time to read this and tune in on 2021-02-27 to see Piano vs McNasty 2 live of PPV!

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