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 Just like every morning, Adim woke up, took a piss, instantly chuckled when he thought of Pisswater, then made his way over to the sink and brushed his teeth, stuck a pick in his hair, grabbed his bag and made his way to the gym. He thought about his deodorant, but upon reflection decided that deodorant was for pussies and he wanted Nati to smell the manliness of his body odor.
Living only three blocks away from the gym, Adim did a quick jog to the gym, circling each of the three blocks for good measure. When he walked into the gym, there were a few fighters scattered throughout already getting their work in, but none of his sparring partners. "Damn it Nati, must be pissing out last night." Adim mumbled to himself. He knew he didn't need to rely on those guys anyways, he's the baddest after all.
Adim is doing some conditioning when Nati and Saggy walk in together laughing. "Are you two a thing now?" asked Adim. "Sho Nuff!" Nati said as he started laughing. "You ready to go or what?"
Now Adim was pissed at Pisswater. But all he could do was smile because every time he thought of Nati's name, he just couldn't help but laugh at the poor bastard. Now Saggy, well, his mom must have been a psychic or something, Adim thought to himself. Because that mans balls hang out of his pants at least twice a week during sparring sessions, and boy do those things sag.
Adim gets wrapped up and ready to go as he gets into the cage with Nati. They start off by doing some striking simulations and counter strategies when out of nowhere they here "BonzaaaiiiiiI!!!!" Thump!. "Son of a, what the bloody hell?" screeched Nati. "HA! I call that the Saggy Pancake!" Saggy exclaimed quite enthusiastically as he rolled the rest of the way off Adim.
"You stupid jack ass! I have a fight coming up tomorrow! I could have been injured you fat sack of.." Bulb raged as he was cut off by Saggy. "Whoa now, that's no way to talk about Donkey!" Saggy shouted angrily.
"Hence, the stupid part of my comment.. What are you even doing here.. wait, did you say Saggy Pancake??" asked Adim, puzzled. "Why yes, yes I did! What do you think? I took you both down in one shot!" Nati proudly proclaimed.
Nati mumbled at this. "Never should a man be taken down town by another man with huge balls named Saggy. Find another sparring partner Adim, I'm out of here. I need a shower. His balls came out again and, well, I need a shower."
Saggy followed Nati towards the locker room pleading with him to change his mind. Adim starred off, mouth agape. "What da fuck just happened?"
"Ok, screw this, I needed to take the afternoon off anyways. Got a big one com'n tomorrow. Sho nuff! I'm gonna be the champ! Sho Nuff! Because I'm the baddest! Sho NUFF! I'm the meanest! SHO NUFF! I'm gonna beat Sosa's ass and take his belt!" Bulb chanted, hyping himself up.
"Sho nuff looks like you screwed boi! Sosa gonna mess you up real good! HA!" Shouted Nati as he exited the locker room headed to the door with a smile on his face.
"I'll show you bastards! Sosa don't know what he got comin'! I'm the baddest!" grumbled Adim as he made his way to the locker room. "I'm going to shock the world."
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