Kilo Maluga vs Sunray Spike

Fighter profile of Kilo Maluga by Chris Karter

 Kilo "Bloodbath" Maluga (20-6) faces Sunray Spike (33-13-1) this weekend at Syn 791.

The reigning and defending P4P King is set to defend his crown against the power punching veteran who has punched his way to a 6 fight win streak making him the clear #1 contender for the crown.

Our sources have revealed that the 41 year old Sunray Spike, a Welshman from the other side of the pond, is juiced up with TRT, EPO, and Lyoto Machida's urine.

Kilo, who is also known to be juiced to the gills, will clash in a bout for the ages that will surely break records for elevated testosterone levels.

With a combined 58 KO's between the two fighters, surely it will be nothing less than fireworks. If you blink you will miss a bloody spectacle.

Kilo had predicted another 1st round knockout and doubts the old timer will make it to the 1 minute marker in their bout.

"I am Kilo. Destroyer of worlds. I will crush his chin in less than 60 seconds." the champion claims with a stone cold face.

He touched up on his training regime heading into this fight.

"Puno tactics. Lift heavy rocks. Swing hammers. Punch holes in things."

Simple yet efficient. We don't think it'll be that easy for Kilo against the always game Spike, but we're excited to see it.

Shoutout Mr. Tycoon and the broken hype machine. Fake News Media adds another one to its collective resume.

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