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The Rise of the SFL

Stoner Fight League, Fight Organization, Amsterdam
Company profile by Chris Karter

SFL has climbed up to the #3 organization in the world surpassing GAMMA for a place amongst the Big 3 Orgs. Joining Syn and PFC as the top dogs, SFL seperates itself from the likes of GAMMA and Alpha-1, which are considered B-Level talent and developmental organizations for underachieving fighters.

 

 

Leading the charge has been SFL CEO and very important person, Chris Karter. Fight manager, Gym Owner, Business Mogul, International Sex Machine. Chris Karter has no limits or boundaries. He united an all-star cast of staff that draw the best suits from all the alliances, forming a kickass and more effective version of the United Nations. Louie DePalma, who has recently been relegated to a retirement home on The Island where he can run orgs for noobs and can crushers for reasons not disclosed by the SFL, was infact an instrumental asset to the mighty staff assembly.

    So far we've seen SFL feature some of the top talent in all the land, superstars like Edison Atunes, Conor The Barbarian, Alexei Babinski, Sakmongkol Sitsongrit, Serhey Rishkinov, and many more.

 

  The current batch of champions:  

Alexei Babinski (Heavyweight)

Giuseppe Hopkins (Light Heavyweight)

Edison Atunes (Middleweight)

Serhey Rishkinov (Welterweight)

Jay Simon (Lightweight)

Sakmongkol Sitsongrit (Featherweight)

Sakmongkol Sitsongrit (Bantamweight)

   

As of 4/20 these are the current undisputed Kings of 340K in their respective divisions. How many will dominate the ranks for years to come? Most likely a handful of them.

 

  HFC Heavyweight Champ Boris Krylov recently tried to invade SFL turf and challenge Alexei Babinski in a battle of Soviet Communist. Babinski big leagued him and turned Krylov into his stepson. It was Cold War 2.0.    

We wish Middleweight champion Edison Atunes luck on Supernova XI when he takes on Syn champion and Finnish Honeybadger Pekka Toivanen. This is Convicted on Convicted violence in a battle of epic proportions.  

  The winner could propel to the top of the P4P charts and snatch the #1 headband joining the Tycoon Hall Of Fame with greats like Fidel Puno, Don Marciano, Smokudju Womba, Taj al Din, Orlando Diggs, Kajun Puno, and now Kilo Maluga.    

This type of man on man violence gives you a warboner, or at the very least a shameful chubby that you try to hide in your pants. If you're at work, it's okay to take a bathroom break...    

Let's close it out by looking at the org and fighter statistics in their first 64 events, only after we point out and rub it in again that the SFL is #3 in the world, passing long time 3rd place bench warmer GAMMA.  

It's believed that the dick cream peddaling ponzi schemer Mentor is crying salty tears and will have his Belgium weiner schnitzel report this article for racist slander.  

SFL officials have assured us they will probably give #3 back to his org so he doesn't make his LOD cult drink the purple punch and nerf itself into oblivion.  

  We still need punching bags, and we appreciate you keeping the seat warm for the last few years.  

  In other news, it's been revealed that Chris Karter was actually banned from the forums for getting caught butt naked ploughing Mrs. Tycoon on a half-finished bathroom floor. He even caught him on camera.  

  "It wasn't me." Karter claims in his official response to the allegations.    

Back to SFL statistics!

 

  SFL EVENT STATISTICS

 

Event Rating

- SFL 64 | Marley Fest (973.87)

- SFL 35 | Godzilla (932.05)

- SFL 59 | Atunes vs Rishkinov (836.20)

- SFL 47 | Atunes vs Alcala (824.92)

- SFL 45 | Return of the King (822.49)

- SFL 53 | Atunes vs Kai (815.91)

- SFL 58 | Lancaster vs Hopkins (814.01)

- SFL 63 | Thomas vs Christophe (800.57)

- SFL 55 | Gladiators (792.97)

- SFL 62 | Kilgore vs Simon II (781.79)

 

 

Most PPV sales 

- SFL 47 | Atunes vs Alcala (202,117)

- SFL 58 | Lancaster vs Hopkins (180,117)

- SFL 53 | Atunes vs Kai (167,032)

- SFL 46 | Taneyev vs Murhapuro (163,009)

- SFL 59 | Atunes vs Rishkinov (160,663)

- SFL 56 | O'Neil vs Kilgore (159,923)

- SFL 45 | Return of the King (159,679)

- SFL 64 | Marley Fest (155,021)

- SFL 48 | Mumu vs Babinski (148,453)

- SFL 57 | Babinski vs Krylov (145,238)

   

  FIGHTER STATISTICS  

Most fights in org

- Kollaa River (11)

- Giuseppe Hopkins (10)

- Derek Erwin (10)

- Jake Bird (10)

- Serhey Rishkinov (10)

- Skillz Kneeland (9)

- Kaido Graindo (9)

- Bryant Smith (9)

- Vincent Lomax (9)

- Anthony Romeo (9)

 

Most wins in org 

- Kollaa River (8)

- Serhey Rishkinov (8)

- Edison Atunes (7)

- Sakmongkol Sitsongrit (7)

- Giuseppe Hopkins (7)

- Slugger Dunes (7)

- Tacitus Kilgore (7)

- Bobby Brawler (7)

- Dubaku Womba (6)

- Vincent Lomax (6)

Most KO wins in org

- Edison Atunes (7)

- Giuseppe Hopkins (6)

- Bryant Smith (5)

- Alexei Babinski (5)

- James Fusi (4)

- Joseph Stalinovich (4)

- Armand Christophe (4)

- LaTroy Johnson (4)

- Sammy Beach (4)

- Baldur Torsten (4)

 

Most sub wins in org

- Jay Simon (5)

- Jake Bird (5)

- Tony Stark (5)

- Dubaku Womba (5)

- Kollaa River (5)

- Serhey Rishkinov (3)

- Gemechu McKraken (3)

- Twisty Kneereaper (3)

- Lenny Kowalski (2)

- Jeronimo Puno (2)

 

Most decision wins in org

- Slugger Dunes (7)

- Tacitus Kilgore (5)

- Derek Erwin (5)

- Che Von Cru (5)

- Jackson Pollock (5)

- Aaron Lund (5)

- Mordechai Kowalczyk (5)

- John Titor (5)

- Serhey Rishkinov (5)

- Zaid Al Balushi (5)

 

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