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Interview With Jerry Goon, Bantamweight Champ of Bellicose

Fighter profile of Jerry Goon by Dude McChadStrongwick

 Hey, If you're interested in learning more about the champs of Bellicose. An Interview with Bantamweight Supreme Jerry Goon is out now as we talk about his rivalry with Featherweight Champ Mateo Daverio, his only loss against Patrick Bateman and his raw strength in his right hand.

 

Dude "Hello MMA fan, I'm Dude McChadStrongwick and I'm joined with the baddest bantamweight in the world with a record of 5-1. It's Jerry Goon, thank you for taking time out of your day to join us how are you doing?"

Jerry "Thanks for having me. I'm doing great, just a bit sore and tired. Long ass flight back home"

Dude "New York to London damn, that's a long-ass flight"
"Let's get into the questions before you feel the need to take a nap; How did you get into MMA?"

Jerry "Oh yea luckily I travel 1st class so not as bad."
" Well as I'm sure you've noticed I have a few family members that fight as well. So it was just the natural thing to do. Get paid to beat people up"

Dude "I imagine that belt has made them quite proud of you"

Jerry "Oh for sure but I've claimed gold before and just got back what was rightfully mine. We are just waiting on the rest of us to take over and claim a few more."
"Sorry for generic responses, that combo he hit me with is still a bit fresh lol, guy (his last opponent) hits like a freight train."

Dude "That's fine, being concussed is pretty normal for this sport. Speaking of gold, what do you think went wrong with the title fight against Patrick Bateman?"
"Cause he's a world-class submission artist but he got you with strikes"

Jerry "Honestly nothing went wrong. I trained hard for that fight but just couldn't stop 2 TDs. The last one was the game over one. I had a game plan and it just didn't go my way."
"He went ape shit on the ground and a couple got through. My ground game has vastly improved, so that won't happen again"
"Now all I have to worry about is the clinch spamming pussy manager K Britt. Him and his fighters are bitches."

Dude "Oh I've interviewed some of K Britts fighters but they seemed kind, though they were in different weight classes, would you care to elaborate what you mean by that?"

Jerry "I mean just take a look at his fighters...Spam elbows in the clinch, it takes 0 skill vs lesser opponents."
"I'll get that 145lb belt back"

Dude "You're talking about Mateo Daverio (Champ of 145lb at Bellicose) aren't you? Ah fuck, I just interviewed him"

Dude "let's get back on topic, if you were to rematch Patrick would it go down differently?"
"Would you change your game plan at all?"

Jerry "I'd sleep him in 2 minutes, no doubt at all. Game plan would be the same"

Dude "I assume you'll do that with your notorious right hand"
"Everyone else is fighting with iron and bronze, meanwhile, your fighting with tungsten covered hands"

Jerry "Everyone of my finishes has been due to the J Bomb. No one at 135 or 145 can handle my power"
"Take this title fight, for example, I was rocked and still landed it and put him away"

Dude "I know this is a dumb question but how much can you bench?"

Jerry "I don't go for a max but I can do 35 reps at 225lbs"
"If I was to guess I'd say about 290lb would be a max, I never really went with bulk weight vs rep weight"
(Go to https://www.healthline.com/health/exercise-fitness/average-bench-press#average-for-men for comparison)

Dude "Were you always this strong or was it just a lot of hard work?"

Jerry "Oddly enough it's just been natural, I mean of course, I train a bit but being strong is how I've been able to KO people. Perks of a fighting family and the love of fighting"

Dude "So it's in your blood"

Jerry "That it is"

Dude "Damn, what does your average morning look like?"
"Wake up, chug a bucket of raw eggs and beat a dead cow?"

Jerry "Wake up 3am eat eggs and steak. 4am-6am its sparring.
"Rare steak.. None of that med well bs them northern people eat"

Dude "So with all that effort, If you had to guess how much longer you'll hold your title, what would your guess be?"
"and are you interested in maybe getting a belt in both divisions?"

Jerry "I'm never going to lose it. There is no one at 135lb that can contend with me or handle my power"
"Of course but that's down the road a bit. I have to clear out the BM division before I start looking at 145 again"

Dude "I mean, is there no one in 145lb that has a chance"

Jerry "The champ is about my only comp(etition) at 145 in my mind and I already know his game plan. But as said in order to be a champ you must defend your belt and I have yet to do that. I'm ready this weekend if needed"

Dude "Considering I've interviewed you both, I'm excited to see which one will be next as they'll surely be accepted into the hall of fame for having two belts"

Jerry "HOF is up to the people, if they think I deserve it then hell yea but it's just a bonus. I have to focus only on what I can control"
"I'm ready to fight asap and I know there is already a challenger lined up. So let's get this shit done"

Dude "Do you know who that challenger is?"

Jerry "My guess would be Artemis Bay seeing as he's on a 4 fight win streak but he may have a fight lined up vs Max Chapman and the winner of that gets me but I'm hoping I don't have to wait that long"

Dude "Well, I think that's a good place to end the interview, thanks for the leak"
"Any words before we stop?

Jerry " Feels good to be back on top but now this is where the hard work starts. I know there are some savages coming after me and I have to be prepared on ALL levels. K Britt don't be a bitch and let's get this fight signed up"

Dude "Hahahaha welp thanks for coming on"

Jerry "Anytime and again thank you for having me, always fun to be part of a great podcast"

Dude "Best of luck on your next title fight"

Jerry "Thank you, now time for some sleep and see how bad my brain is damaged lmao"

 

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