CFC 438: Hackett v Trounvouche - With the Challenger
For the 145 lb CFC Championship
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James "Fake Dimples" Hackett puts his title on the line this Sunday against "The Original Rude Boy" Azacca Trounvouche. Hackett won the title at CFC 435A against "Magic" Mike McLaughlin, earning his first title ever in a grinding 5-round unanimous decision win. Trounvouche earned his shot at the same event with an easy three round win. I have the challenger here with me tonight, let’s get down to business.
Azacca Trounvouche, you’re the odds-on favorite to win the belt according to A Good Cause; should I put all my savings on you? AT - Hell yeah you should, I'm battle tested bro and beatin' these fools easily lately. Plus never bet on fool with a bag on his head. I guess it's a ski mask but actually it's a hat with cut out holes, wack.
Azacca Trounvouche, you haven’t lost since SFL 72 back in May; have your opponents been taking it easier on your because you’re blind in one eye, or are you just that good? AT - I'm good man, my good eye is twice as good as these clowns I face's two eyes. I peer into my opponents souls and I see their fear.
Azacca Trounvouche, why were you so mean to Heartless Jesus? AT - Cause real Jesus has heart, he cares for everyone. That fool is aptly named though when you think about it, no heart, soft. I thank God everyday for my abilities, my gifts.
Azacca Trounvouche, if you win on at CFC438, this will be your second title held in MMA Tycoon; what do you do to celebrate? AT - We gon celebrate in style! The boys and some bitches, brews, probably do some drag racing. You want in, it's cool. Hackett can hang too if he's not too tore up and he loses the bag on his head, not a good look bro.
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