"Decision" Dares Gets 5th Win on the Island

Editorial by Roland Lawrence

You'd almost think it was a hockey match, with Mario Lemieux getting his jersey pulled over his head and spanked, but no it was just another night on the island. Liko Dares almost got subbed out early in the first round, but managed to get things back to standing, and poor Mario didn't stand a chance.  The officials just stopped counting knee strikes to the face, and Dares racked up another win.

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