Kilo awarded Olympic Gold

Fighter profile of Kilo Maluga by Chris Karter

Enroute to capturing an Olympic Gold Medal Kilo Maluga (40-7-0, 40 Knockouts) orchestrated a sequence of violence that you only witness once in a life time. He added 3 bodies to his resume in spectacular fashion, and the 3 fighters he buried weren't just your average Heavyweights, they were knockout artist with career changing power:

Their power proved no match for the Kiribati Destroyer. One by one his opponents paid the blood tribute, and one by one he knocked them out cold. Back to back to back. Just like the train ran on Bjorn's Karim Johnson's mom.

First, Kilo took a country boy's soul:

McDonald misses with a body punch and Maluga counters with a huge overhand right that connects right on the temple, sending him crumpling, face first to the floor! This one is all over! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kilo Maluga!

Second, Kilo sent Karim's pretend cousin LaTroy Johnson into orbit:

Johnson misses with a hook and Maluga counters with a series of strikes that practically lifts Johnson off his feet! He tumbles backwards, his head bouncing off the mat - Maluga follows up with more strikes before the ref can step in but Johnson was out before he hit the floor.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga!

Lastly, Kilo put on a clinic vs adopted Babinski to capture a gold:

Maluga fakes the body blow, causing Babinski to drop his hands! Left hook to the temple! Babinski goes stiff, and falls face first into the mat. Goodnight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kilo Maluga!

At the end of the tournament, Kilo stood on the podium alone, gold medal around his neck, and back on top of the throne as the #1 P4P fighter on the planet. Satisfied with his conquest, there is still is a lingering feeling that leaves him longing for more violence and blood. He didn't get to avenge the loss he was chasing. The entire reason he entered the Olympics in the first place.

Fuentes steps in with a hook that catches Johnson right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Fuentes follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Johnson looks absolutely devastated.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:39 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pedro Fuentes!

In very YABAI like fashion Karim Johnson managed to opt out of the rematch with Kilo for a second time, this time instead of running away he decided to fold like a lawn chair in the Quarter Finals to the lowest ranked seed, tuna can, and FA punching bag Pedro Fuentes. Due to this level of duckery and disappointment we were ultimately robbed of the rematch that the fans wanted to see.

"...I require Karim's head on a platter and it wasn't delivered..."

Kilo holds up the gold medal and scoffs. He admits he was disappointed once he realized he wasn't facing Karim in the finals:

"This thing it means nothing to me. Just another paper trophy. I chase the rematch. Revenge is statutory, the sweetest joy. I require Karim's head on a platter and it wasn't delivered. Maybe we will get to throw down at Supernova if org politics don't get in the way. To my other opponents, it isn't personal. I just focus on the fights and pay tribute to the Just Bleed Gods."
 

You can find the OP with proper format and pictures here: https://www.mmatycoon.com/forums/index.php?/topic/68696-inside-the-game-of-kilo-maluga/&do=findComment&comment=974576

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