Douche T McBaggins

Fighter profile of Douche T McBaggins by Tycoon Judas

"Fighter Spotlight"

With Host Cash Cockett

From MMA Drunkard Analyst to MMA Drunkard Fighter! Douche T McBaggins has recently set down the Mic, and picked up the gloves as he pursues his MMA Dream. Douche Recently signed with Big Wave MMA for an upcoming Bantamweight Tournament. Where 16 of the top 135 pound prospects will battle for a nice Cash prize. With one eye on the prize and the other eye on his next dirty drunken bender, Douche looks to erase all his recent overdue bar tabs with the winnings from this Tournament.

It's not so sure if McBaggins plans to continue his MMA career after this tournament. He recently stated while drunk as F$$k at a Local London pub that he is just doing this for his drinking habits. The story has rapidly changed though as I had a chance to sit down with Douche Yesterday..

Cash: Aye, Douche McBaggins, how the hell are ya mate!

Douche: I just started an intense training regime thanks to my Manager Tycoon judas, the cbomb. It's sort of a detox as well, I'll let you know how it goes. Or check the news Headlines, you may see the ol doucher has relapsed at any time this month, haha.

Cash: So you recently decided to change career paths, you're only 18 years of age, and as far as I know you have been an MMA analyst since the prime age of 10. Is that right?

Douche: That is correct I matured at a very young age, my pops filled my bottles up with Jameson Irish Whiskey at a very young age. I have been a Street hustler since the age of 8 so yeah I have lived a exciting life Mr. Cockett

Cash: The brackets for this tournament were announced a little over a week ago correct? How do you think you fair in your round 1 matchup?

Douche: Now Cash, it's pretty obvious that this Tournament organizer sent his own boy to take me out in the first round, as he knows I am the  threat. One of the Old Average Jodas gym members, Jim Lahey, a close friend and fellow Drunkard recalled taking out one of his guys.A shitty shit wrestler he called him, just a few years ago. Jim has recently told me to just let the liquor do the thinking, My coach unfortunately doesn't agree. Lahey if you're out there bring me the liquor, please.

Cash:So you're saying you like your chances against this Shawn Harper Kid? 

Douche: Who teh f$$K is that?

Cash: Your opponent for this very Tournament we are currently talking about.

Douche: Ahh, see cash I don't care about names, all I am training for is how to stop his attempts to bring me to the mat, He's a nutt huggin wrestler that's what he does. Once he realizes he can't take me down, The Irish Thunder will be let loose.

Cash:Confident man, Respect to that my friend. Do you have a long term plan for MMA after this tournament Douche?.

Douche: It's been 8 long days since I started my fight camp, 8 days of no liquor and it has really opened my eyes with the potential I have in store. Who knows I may retire as an MMA reporter for good, Me and the liquor on the other hand won't be parting ways any time soon, that's a promise.

Cash: So i guess it's just a wait and see kind of deal. Well good luck McBaggins, you know I'm rooting for ya.

Douche: You better be Cash, make sure you're at the afterparty of this round one event. You can buy me 2 or 20 drinks.

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