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Willie Diggs calls opponent's mother fat

Fighter profile of Willie Diggs by Chris Karter

Willie "Playoff" Diggs is a legend in his own right for captainteering Team Convicted to victory in the Alliance World Championships, but his opponent Kane "The Boss" Thoupos is essentially undefeated with 8 wins and 8 knockouts. Willie however scoffed at the champion's accolades and insisted he's genetically superior to the Estonian who doesn't even know where he was born.

"What does it mean hometown unknown? Kane's momma so fat she broke the family tree."

And Willie didn't stop there before going on a a yo momma's so fat tirade.

"I got a message for you Kane. Yo momma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and it still printing. Yo momma so fat she got more chins than a chinese phone book. Yo momma so fat that when she fell, nobody laughed, but the ground started cracking up. Yo momma so fat weight watchers said I give up."

Willie continued for another five and a half minutes talking about how fat Kane Thoupos's mother was and he didn't stop there. He spent another four minutes talking about her fat cat and her loose goose. There were a lot of expletives used that we can't print in the Tycoon Times and things got a little racial before he closed it with one final yo momma line:

"Yo momma so fat she told me to knock yo ass out so she can keep all the food."

 

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