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Bible Verse from Holy Pimps & HoesHoly Pimps & Hoes, Bookmakers, Los AngelesWelcome ladies and gentlemen to the Bible of the Holy Pimps and Hoes, brought to your by your spiritual guru and mentor, Chris Karter.
Did you know that at least 75% of women suffer from some kind of hearing loss? This alarming statistic means that, more likely than not, talking is not the most effective way to communicate with a woman. That's when you have to hit her.
You tell her what you want her to do. If she says no, hit the bitch! Simple.
I know what you're thinking: But I couldn't hit my woman. I couldn't hit *any* woman.
Ask yourself brother. Has *not* hitting the bitch been working? I mean, scientifically speaking, has not hitting the bitch achieved the desired result?
I know what you're still thinking: No way! I just, I can't, I couldn't, I won't!
Stop, take a deep breath. It's okay, people have phobias. Some men can't cross bridges, you can't go upside a bitch's head. Okay, we can beat this.
Just tell yourself, this here is no woman. This here is a hoe.
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