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DMMA 150 Championship Chaos
DMMA 150 is set as Dynasty invades New York City for the first time eva! This event is most definitely going to break some records in the promotion's history. The Main card has three big Title fights and a HUGE Main Event between the top two ranked fighters on the roster currently as Light Heavyweight Champion Vitali Kersikov meets Former Middleweight Champion the Infamous Rectal Thermometer. Now without further ado I am your drunken Irish host with the most Douche T. McBaggins and this is the DMMA 150 preview
Prelims
Guido Carosella vs Hero Primo
Guido is an extremely gifted boxer, but his biggest strength is his ground game, in particular his BJJ. Guido has 5 submissions and 4 (T)KO's victories in his 9 pro MMA wins, so he loves to finish. Unfortunately, his last two fights with DMMA though where him being finished in brutal fashion. As for Primo he is an interesting fighter as with excellent standup but oddly he seems to have his best success with his grappling. Hero was formerly a Heavyweight with DMMA but has since moved to Super Heavyweight which is no surprise considering he is 225 fucking cm's tall!
Charles Bukowski vs Hendrix Cabrera
Charles "Hank" Bukowski has been fighting here at Dynasty since DMMA 5, and not so long ago was on a 5-fight winning streak. This was the best Charles Bukowski we have seen; the streak included a win over Kazuma Kiryu. Now he finds himself on the losing side of two straight as he desperately looks to serve up one of those BUKOWSKI sized ass whoopins. It won't be an easy task though as he meets a rising DMMA Middleweight contender in Hendrix Cabrera. Hendrix joined the roster back in late July and has rallied up 3 quick wins. Hendrix Cabrera started his Pro Career in the second Season of The League of Madness, He did quite well making it to the Semi Finals of his bracket by the way.
Alexander Lee vs Geryon Macropus
Heading back to the Super heavyweight Division we have the return of Alexander Lee after three straight Slugfest starting with his Dynasty debut back at DMMA 123 Hightower vs Kalske which he won in a mere 23 seconds. Now 2-1 here, and coming off a loss will we see Alexander get back to his Dominant ways? He will face off with another big guy looking to bounce back with a win by the name of Geryon Macropus of Cyprus. Geryon likes to stand which ultimately may be his downfall, but the dude has 10 KO's so why teh f$$k not. All I know is we got two guys that are going to look to end this fight quickly which is always Excitement.
Keanu Reeves vs Benji Torres
Keanu Reeves has looked stellar in his last two fights here at Dynasty winning them both with submission victories. Not to mention he is Keanu Reeves, that nose job though bro, wtf! He is just a brown belt in BJJ but he told me the other day and I quote "I eat redbelts for a daytime snack, fuck your belts!" He will be fighting a man that just recently got back on the jelly donuts to move from Lightweight up to Middleweight in Benji Torres. Torres though began his MMA career at Middleweight and is a former Title challenger at Welterweight. Torres has a hell of a chin and good striking power, so expect Jon Wick to stay far, far away from any slugfest in this one.
Terrance Graves vs Raminus Polus
What a way to finish off the Prelims than this exciting welterweight showdown right here.
Terrance Graves is now 4-0 since his DMMA debut at DMMA 114 Pinks vs Martin. Graves though has really shown his true potential in his last 3 fights winning them all by TKO or KO. His most decisive by far was his most recent fight as he completely devoured Vasily Khrapov Jr in just 56 seconds. Now he will see a true test though as he meets former two-time Dynasty Welterweight Title challenger Raminus Polus. "Battlemage" is coming off a run up at Middleweight where he went 3-3 against some pretty big names in the that division. Now the former DMMA Title challenger and CWMMA Welterweight champ returns, and he has a hungry young bull standing in his way.
Main Card
Seppo Ilmarinen vs Dick Dennison
We start this phenomenal Main Card off with a couple Light Heavyweights itching to get themselves in title contention.
For Seppo Ilmarinen it is getting back in title contention though as he has failed in his previous two title bids. Ilmarinen is in a rough spot in his career right now with 3 straight L's currently all be it they were against the likes of former champ Camaras Account for the belt, Current champ Vitali Kersikov II and the "Rifleman" himself Lucas McCain. Seppo will need to get his once deadly Grappling game going again if he wants to stop this roller coaster ride from hell. Dick "So Hard" Dennison will look to bounce back hard after a recent defeat to Paavali Kontiainen, a fight he looked to just about have wrapped up until that 30 minutes to go mark hit. Dick is a former Heavyweight with tremendous KO power, If Seppo struggle to secure a Takedown it may be lights out for him.
Super Heavyweight Championship
KT Panda vs Puncher Face
Next up is third and final fight in the super heavyweight division and this one features the KT Panda current Superheavyweight champion as he defends his belt for his 4th time against Puncher Face.
Panda is the Inaugural Dynasty Super Heavy champion and has not slowed down one bit since his dominant Title capturing performance against Divine Intervention at DMMA 120 Kofel vs Risin. The Panda man had a stint at Heavyweight here but once the Super Heavyweight Division opened it was obvious this is where he Belongs. KT Panda is a guy who will simply fuck you up in the clinch so just avoid it at all means. His next test looks to be a fun one as he meets former SMASH Super heavyweight Title challenger Puncher Face. Puncher is a towering brazilin Boxer that may very well be the champs toughest test to date. Face made his Dynasty debut last month beating former challenger of the belt Sheikh Mahmut whom he beat with a Unanimous Decision. Face will now fight for the belt in just his 2nd fight quite a start to his Dynasty career. On paper the game plan is obvious the challenger will have a 20 cm Height advantage so he will try to utilize the massive reach to pick him apart at distance. While Panda is most likely going to do what the TOP Panda man in all the land is well known to do and that is Fuck your shit up in the clinch.
Welterweight Championship
Jaxon Magrath vs Kwasi Kwong
This next fight is very much a Main Event caliber match but tonight is not even Co-Main. Undoubtedly Dynasty MMA's GOAT Jaxon Magrath is back for his 12th Title Defense. Jaxon just 3 months ago lost his first fight of his career as he faced Combate Welterweight Angelo Moore. I myself feel if Magrath had just two more rounds it would have been a different outcome though, as the Perth Bad Ass doesn't really get in his grove until the championship rounds. Magrath returned to defend his DMMA title last month and did so with a "FOTN" Performance win over Get Wet About Don. Magrath at 17-1-1 now in his pro career defends his belt against former Island boy Kwasi Kwong he has an undefeated 17-0-0 record running currently. The Island season 12 Welterweight winner Kwong is now 3-0 since signing with Dynasty MMA. His previous three fights have all ended with Spectacular Knockouts with his last earning "KOTN" with ease. Now we will see Kwong put his Undefeated streak on the line for a shot at Jaxon Magrath's pride and joy the DMMA Welterweight title. It should also be noted that this is yet another showdown in the ongoing feud between the hated camps of Blacktalians MMA and Hammer House of Horror , formerly known as Alfred Top Team.
Middleweight Championship
Co-Main Event
Segundo Garcia vs Macca Outback
It was very long ago these two were fighting to see who the next #1 contender would be at Middleweight. Now We see Garcia as the champ as he looks to avenge the loss, he suffered to Outback just three months ago.
Segundo Garcia was awarded a shot at the Vacant Title after a unanimous Decision win over former champ Ansis Kaupens. He then won the belt by beating another former Middleweight champ in Kareem Johnson shocked the world against with a 5th round Head Kick KO after being down 4 rounds to none. Two-time DMMA Middleweight champ Macca Outback is looking for the three-peat as he battles his former foe and now champion. After his win over Garcia at DMMA 126 Garcia Vs Outback Macca went on to lose a razor-sharp Majority decision against then champion Rectal Thermometer in a previous attempt to three-peat. Since then, a lot has happened including Rectal relinquishing his belt and Garcia winning it for his first time. The first fight between these two was of the charts fun as Garcia managed to score knockdowns in each round but could not put the tough as nails Aussie down for good. Both of these guys have 6 "Fight of the Night" bonuses so do not leave your bloody seat for this one. You can thank me later!
Main Event
Vitali Kersikov I I vs Rectal Thermometer
Rounding off this DMMA 150 show we have a battle for Soul Supremacy as the top two ranked fighters currently on the Dynasty Roster will do battle in the Main Event of the evening.
Vitali is a winner of 8 of his last 9 wins, but most important is his last win for the Light Heavyweight Title. Kersikov II defeated then champion Constantin Niculescu with a Thunderous Head Kick in the final round of their championship bout at DMMA 145 Niculescu vs Kersikov. After quickly going down 2 rounds Vitali started to mount a comeback in round three. Still in doubt though heading into round 5, Vitali knew he needed to finish the fight and finish he did. Standing in the other corner is a man who needs no introduction Former Two Time DMMA Middleweight Champ Rectal Thermometer. Rectal is currently riding high on a 5-fight win streak but one has to ask where his mindset is after just handing over the Middleweight Championship? One thing is for sure when the Rectal Thermometer hits the Dynasty cage, you better pucker up those arse cheeks or you're in for a rude awakening. Kersikov now has a shot to improve his stellar career with a big win over a fighter in the top 50 P4P rankings worldwide. With Former Light Heavyweight champ Camara's Account waiting in the wings and a pissed off Rectal Thermometer staring him down this Saturday night in New Your City, Kersikov has the world on his shoulders, but coming from the Kersikov bloodline he wouldn't have it any other way.
Make sure you get down to the Madison Garden Arena early for this show as Dynasty MMA looks to put on one hell of a show for those rowdy yanks across the pound. This has been Douche T. McBaggins and it has been a pleasure previewing this show DMMA is just getting started Bitches!!!
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