Kilo breaks SYN record for Most Wins

Fighter profile of Kilo Maluga by Chris Karter

Los Angeles, CA - In front of 93,000 fans Kilo "Bloodbath" Maluga (47-11) electrified the crowd with a Muay Thai clinic, using Butch Frewin (16-12) as a pogo stick while battering him with knees and punches until he damn near killed the man with an uppercut 4 minutes and 30 seconds into the 1st round. It was a pathetic performance from the challenger, who barely got any offense going before Kilo grabbed him by the thai plumb and treated him like a cheap lady boy in the back streets of Bang Kok.

A familiar scene, Kilo basking in his usual glory, championship belt around his waist, cameras fluttering, lights flashing, fans cheering. His foe, defeated, broken, dismantled and discouraged, wheeping in disappointment, a sight all to familiar from those unfortunate enough to stand in the corner across Kilo Maluga and his glorious fight team.

Kilo stands in the cage, the #1 P4P fighter on the planet and the greatest Heavyweight in SYN history, cool and composed, a little out of breath from the one sided spanking he delivered to a fighter and manager that were out of their league and depth.

"I want to thank all my loyal fans." Kilo says in between breaths. "Those who stayed true through the ups and downs. My #1 supporter Maurice Simmons. I know you're out there in some straw hut in the jungles of South Africa, rocking your favorite Bloodbath edition t-shirt. Without fans like Maurice, I wouldn't be where I am today."

Kilo points to his foe, Butch Frewin, who looks so down in the dumps and demoralized that he might actually jump off a bridge in the midst of the night or venture into the desert to pull an Evan Tanner. Butch looks like a man who knows he just got embarrassed in front of millions of fans. Chris Karter takes the mic from his fighter.

"Welcome to SYN." Chris states coldly. "Kilo's opponent didn't even have the decency to pay the blood tribute. When the announcers read Butch's record outloud, I was a little embarrassed for him, but also proud. To be 16-11, through trials and tribulations, the ups and downs, and still to find yourself standing across the best fighter on the planet. What a ride. It sucks for him he underperformed more than Hefner without viagra. He's gonna have to go back to his momma's house after this. I understand the fans only tuned it to see Kilo eat the hype from a sacrficial lamb, and many of the fans want to see him fight again before he hangs up the gloves. If it ain't top 10 it don't make sense. There's a fight out there all the fans want to see. Karim Johnson. Are you ready for the trilogy? We're ready to sign the line if you can dance on 11/30."

With this first round victory Kilo breaks SYN's all time wins record with 34, passing Paul Warror (33) who held the record for the longest time. Kilo also extends his record to 26 championship victories under the SYN banner, making him the most illustrious world champion in the history of the sport up to this point. A truly remarkable feat achieved by a remarkable team.

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