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Kamara Drops Bomb on Neighbor

Fighter profile of Tagnarach Kamara by Chris Karter

Tagnarach Kamara is a stand up guy.

  We’ve all been there before: you’re walking your dog when suddenly it starts to handle its business on your neighbors lawn, and you’re unprepared for the moment. Well, the same thing recently happened to Kamara, who was caught off guard when his dog took a “sloppy s***” on a neighbor’s lawn during a nighttime stroll. Lacking the tools to clean up the mess, Kamara opted to ring the neighbor’s doorbell to resolve the situation, leading to a wholesome interaction between the two that was caught on the woman’s Ring camera, and made the rounds on social media this weekend.   “Hello, love. Me dog’s just had a sloppy s*** outside and I was just wondering if you’ve got some water,” Kamara said. “I don’t want to leave it outside.”   It’s at this point that Kamara’s neighbor recognizes the MMA star, asking, “Is that Tagnarach Kamara?” before telling Kamara not to worry and that she’ll take care of it.   “You sure? I feel bad,” Kamara responded. “He just had a proper sloppy s*** and I can’t even pick it up with a poo bag, you know what I mean?”   “Don’t worry. I’ll clean it when I get in,” the neighbor said.   “Thank you very much, once again,” Kamara concluded. “I’m sorry about that. I hate doing stuff like that. That’s why I knocked on.”   Kamara is 7-0 since joining RISE, is the current welterweight champion, and is now set to face Clint Rivers in the main event of RISE 122 in London.   We managed to contact Kamara's rep to verify the story and he took a less dignified approach to the reasoning behind his politeness.   "F*** no." Kamara said, when asked about if he'd normally pick up his dogs deuce from a neighbors yard. "My boy Rex can drop a deuce where ever he wants mate. No f***ing way I'm picking that up. I was only being polite to the neighbor lady because she has a nice set of cans, y'know what I mean? Miss Parker don't have nothing on her."

 

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