Ukranian MMA fighter calls out Russian MMA fighter

Fighter profile of Zachary Klimenko by Chris Karter

London, United Kingdom - When Zachary Klimenko (8-2 MMA, 1-0 DMMA) isn't busy fighting the ruskies in his home country of Ukraine, he's knocking out fighters at Dynasty MMA in front of fans at the H20 arena.

Originally brought into Convicted Fight Club as a sparring partner for some of the younger generation, he couldn't give up fighting and decided to compete on the regional scene in LAFC. He was searching for fighters, but he found Californians, and like all Californians, the fighters there were into a lot of hugging and man-on-man action. He didn't enjoy competing there because of the homosexuality and too many inter-racial relationships.

So once his LAFC days were over, he signed with Dynasty MMA to throw some hands with less-gay fighters who were willing to stand and bang, not roll around on the ground and oil check each other. Because standing and banging is much less gay.

In his Dynasty debut that monster right hand of his earned him a meager $7500 knockout of the night bonus. When Zachary was asked what he planned on doing with that bonus, he said he'll donate it to a Ukranian orphanage in Kyiv.

"Free the Ukraine!" Zachary shouts into the mic in front a very woke closeted crowd of 19,000 Brits in the H20 Arena. The crowd responded with cheers and feminine claps.

As for what's next for Klimenko, he was determined to get back to the front lines and dispel the enemy invaders.

"I want to fight Pavel Kostov." Klimenko says with a fiery look in his eyes. "He's the only Russian commie I could find in the division. Russian verse the Ukraine. Let's give the Americans and Chinese what they want to see!"

Zachary Klimenko vows if he's booked a fight against a Russian that he will smash his face and send the Putin-lap dogs back to the USSR with their tails between their legs. He says he will get the best training camp at Convicted Fight Club and that no Russian on the planet can beat him in a fist fight. We don't know if that's true but we certaintly admire his confidence.

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