Officer down! Legendary Puno Power Strikes Again

Fighter profile of Adan Puno by Chris Karter

In the main event of the evening at DMMA 155 the London fans were in for a treat, when they witnessed a legacy fighter in tip top shape competing at the highest level. Forged at Tosen's Home of Lost Boys in Rio, Adan Puno (10-2 MMA), son of Kajun (31-9 MMA, 1-0 KT), grandson of Fidel (34-8 MMA), brother of Jeronimo (24-10 MMA), was defending his Dynasty Heavyweight championship verse Jason Hightower (12-3 MMA, 13-1 KT), the former Heavyweight champion and K1 superstar who was once in line for a title shot against Kilo Maluga. This fight wasn't even remotely as competitive as advertised. Defending his Heavyweight title in fashion, Adan Puno dominated from start to finish (for the entire 2 minutes this fight lasted), polishing off the challenger with an uppercut from hell that left Hightower motionless on the canvas. With the victory Adan Puno advances to 10-2 in MMA with 8 of his wins coming by way of knockout. A granite chin possessing the power of the Puno tribe in his hands and feet, he's a destructive force of nature and if the referee wasn't coherent enough to stop the fight, Puno would skull fuck his opponents faces until there was no bone fragment left, whilst the while drooling from the froth like a savage. Fortunately for his opponents, Steve Mazigatti is retired and Adan usually puts opponents to sleep more effective than a NyQuil and fentanyl cocktail with the infamous "Puno Death Punch". The notorious "Puno Death Punch" is refined in Manila from an early age with a vigorous training routine that involves lifting rocks, throwing rocks, and punching out crocodiles. Some often criticize this ancient family tradition as being a primitive ritual with no scientific proof of effectiveness, but time and time again the Puno clan has managed to churn out sons with legendary Filipino power. One would wonder what is next for the former champion after his 2nd title fight loss in his last 3 fights. Jason Hightower drops to 12-3 in MMA after getting his world rocked by Adan Puno and many fans are clamoring if his recent change in management was the best decision for his career. If we're being honest, we don't quite care about what happens to Jason Hightower and this moment is all about the upcoming Puno prodigy. Adan Puno was humble in victory, but had to remind the fans and Hightower of one concrete rule over here at Convicted Inc: FUCK THE POLICE.

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