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 Why worry about the eye of the tiger when you can eat the balls of a tiger? All of our pills are made from freshly crushed tiger testicles with added ingredients to help boost their effect.
On the 16th of December we will be launching five lines that will get your fighting skills roaring.
Tirilla Balls Muscle Bulk 150Q
There isn’t a stronger animal in the jungle that a gorilla. That’s why we have blended ripe tiger balls with grated gorilla nuts to give you the bulk you need to be a silverback in the cage.
Tigoffe Balls Energy Loss 150Q
Most ordinary people rely on coffee for the days they are feeling low. We have blended our tiger testes with enough caffeine to keep a barn owl up for weeks.
Tigagra Balls Stamina Boost 150Q
There is only one product that goes well with the gonads of one of the world’s most dangerous felines… Viagra. Our special blend of sperm sacks and the big V will keep you fighting hard all night.
Tigelephant Balls Weight Gain 150Q
The biggest land dwelling animal on earth is the elephant. By blending our tiger twangs with ball sacks big enough to fit entire families inside, you will be putting on the pounds in no time.
Tigative Balls Weight Loss 150Q
Want to lose weight? There is only one method that has proven to be successful 100% of the time. Pooping. By mixing the low-hanging fruit of the humble tiger with 20,000 grams of laxatives, you will be pencil thin faster than you could ever imagine.
Tiger Balls, how do you eat yours?
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