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 Hi everyone please see below for the very first review from Bubba McFistercuffs. Enjoy it ans please provide any feedback!
Welcome back from another amazingly exciting sell-out Tapout or Passout event at the Underground in Montreal. We are about to start an action-packed Event where we have TWO Belts on the line tonight. Tapout or Passout Reckoning is just that. A Full-On Charge and Reckoning that harkens Greatness, and we know that Greatness is truly a fickle wench that will take all you have to suckle at the sweetness of victory! Medusa herself!!! Reckoning is truly a clash of Titans, and we have many young Titans growing in our ranks. Who will wear the Belt? And who will see their pants fall to their ankles and stumble, trip and fall flat on their faces. You can only pursure greatness, and this card should prove that in spades!
Our first match was a true clash of Titans, the 'Big Fellas' get it going in the HW division:
"Crusher" Keyo Mizugaki vs. Hussain "Likes It" Balldeep
Crusher comes in with a air-tight ground game and most likely aims to keep the action on the mat. If he gets it to ground he can turn some nasty Subs, but GnP is his Bread-N-Butter! Hussain "Likes It" a bit more on the feet with a solid Boxing background, but also has some slick BJJ so he is no slouch if this fight truly "Goes Down". Hussain likes to control with his boxing, and treat you like a Rocky treated the frozen meat in a downtown Bronx freezer. Soften and serve it up! BELL RINGS!!! Balldeep goes deep! He wades in and lands a strong cross! Wow!! He has opened a gash and cut Crusher! Combo! Crusher falls but seems to still have his senses, Balldeep goes deep again and follows him to the ground! ROCKED!!! But Hussain wants back to to the feet so he backs off . . . STAND-UP! They clinch and Crusher switches with a delicious double-leg takedown! Balldeep again quickly tries to avert the Crusher's ground game and get back to his feet but Crusher isn't lettig him escape so easily! We have some stalling here. Crusher throws Elbow, Elbow, and more delicious Elbow! Is that what is on the menu tonight? It doesn't look so tasty for Balldeep! Crusher advances himself to Full Mount. I spell trouble T-R-O-U-B-L-E and those letters appear to be on the wall. Crusher is breathing heavy, can he maintain this? BOOM! One more tasty Elbow lands and oh wow, this is gruesome! The referee has called the doctor in . . . Oh it's gushing! The doctor has called this one! Better to save that eye for another day! Crusher hugs his opponent, No Ill Will Here, his elbows were vicious, but these fighters respect the war they had. Crusher will move onward, and Hussain will heal up and be back in the octagon soon no doubt!
Wow was that a War! Next we have a Hardcore battle in the 145lb division next!
Ping "Butterfingers" Petunia vs. "Carnivore" Greg Dixon
Contrary to his name, Butterfingers is as slick on the ground as they come. He didn't buy that Brown belt anywhere outside of pure Gracie or Nogueira tutelage! He will snap your arm like I snap off a Slim Jim! OOOHHH YAAA! I wonder where Randy Savage is these days? . . . Here comes out first fighter! Greg Dixon comes in as a literal Swiss Army knife of skills! He is good at everything, but as a jack-of-all-trades, he just has his bases covered! Will the Swiss Miss bring a toolset to dominate what his oppont may not train? Time will tell . . . We are Underway!!! BELL RINGS!!! Both fighters are circling, tentative . . . luke-warm so far if I would gauge the temperature. Dixon shoots in quickly for a takendown! Butterfingers sweeps and now he's ON TOP! Beautiful BJJ! Both fighters seem to be stalling now. Carnivore is working on improving his position! But how could he not? Butterfingers tries a kimura, but it's way too loose, Carnivore is having none of that! Butterfingers has decided to take a small nap upon Carnivore, and Dixon is just waiting to get back up! Butterfingers wakes up! He attempts a sub! and another! He is trying to break Carnivore's arm every which way and sideways! He is busily working that arm, and Carnivore is showing great defensive grappling in repelling this onslaught! The crowd is cheering the effort! It's been one hell of a scramble! Oh Butterfingers seems to have found a lock and transitions to a tight arm triangle, Carnivore extircates his arm but falls directly into the tighest Armbar this side of Alberqueque! He should be happy that Petunia let him even HAVE his arm back after that one!
Next, We have a Clash of Titans for the 205lb Belt! It's all on the line, and let's see who can pick up and Answer The Call!
Mathurin Kerbouchard vs. Sean "Kimbo" Price
Martin enters this fighter with a solid record combining both KOs and some spectacular Subs! He is a Fight of the Night King! Kimbo comes in with a strong KO record, so I think we can expect FIREWORKS on the horizon! You don't throw Thunder at Lighting and expect nothing less than Frightening! For Whom the Bell tolls I don't know, but it RINGS!!! Kimbo jabs and then tosse in a combo with fries! Kerbouchard changes level and goes for a double-leg! He drags Kimbo down, but Kimbo pops right back up! Kerbouchard is right back into takedown-mode! Kimbo holds the wall and works on a sub but No Luck! Kimbo is holding steady and looking to get back up, but he is pinned down! Elbow thrown, but it misses its target. Kerbouchard goes for the kimura, but doesn't have the leverage. Kerbouchard takes a break, the Ref is looking for more action. REF STANDUP! Jab Jab, the fighters are exchanging. Kimbo lands a sharp jab, and it is Razor-Sharp! It looks like Kerbouchard has been cut! Kimbo is stuffing takedowns like a thanksgiving turkey! Kerbouchard keeps are it, BUT Kimbo pops him with a right hand! Kimbo defends another takedown. This is a WAR!!! Kimbo is getting aggressive, but Kerbouchard is holding him off. A few shots land and as the first round ends, this one looks to be Kimbo's
Second Round - Kerbouchard gets a takedown right off the bat! He is controlling the situation. Kerbouchard advances and looks for a kimura, but Kimbo escapes. This is all ground game, and Kimbo is holding on and defending nicely. These two fighters are showing high skill level, and appear to quite evenly met on the ground! Kerbouchard looks comfortable but is not pushing the issue. SWITCH! Kimbo flips it and now has Full Mount! They struggle but this seems like Switzerland fighting itself! Complete Neutrality and Control. We appear to be stuck in neutral gear and the Ref agrees! Kimbo has stepped it up with a sub attempt, but Kerbouchard defends and the round it over. Kerbouchard maintained Octagon control, and dominated that round. Kerbouchard took the 2nd round
3rd Round -Kimbo throws out of the gate, but Kerbouchard ducks away. Kerbouchard takedown! He is in top position, and we have seen how this has gone. Will he be more active now? Kimbo tries a sub from the bottom but Kerbouchard pulls out and postures up. Kimbo has full guard! This sounds like a good position, but Kerbouchard goes to work, Sub Attempt after Sub Attempt! Nothing sinks in but Kerbouchard works his way back to Full Guard! Kerbouchard still looking for Subs but Kimbo is controlling. Not much Action here! STAND-UP! Kimbo moves in with a combo and Kerbouchard misses a late take-down. Close round but it looks like the judges should gives the round to Kimbo.
4th - We're in the Championship Rounds now! Who has something left in the gas tank? We will have to see! Kimbo misses with a flurry and then his jab is also slipped. Kerbouchard tosses a double jab back and only hits AIR! Kimbo hits a Jab, Cross, Leg Kick! Painful! Kerbouchard is hurt! But Kerbouchard shoots in and gets the takedown! He has moved quickly to Full Mount! He land a few quick shots! Kimbo is pushing back hard to switch position! Kerbouchard drops a HUGE ELBOW!!! Kimbo is in LA-LA-LAND! Another strong strike! Kimbo is in trouble and Kerbouchard is swarming him! Punch! Elbow! ANVIL! The Ref DIVES in and it's OVER! We have a new 205lb CHAMPION! MATHURIN KERBOUCHARD!!! He is so out of breath he can say nothing but a few muttered words of that sounded like he was thanking his loyal fans! It's been a long mountain he has climbed! Your new Light-Heavyweight Champion Mathurin Kerbouchard!
Following that Amazing bout, we have another and back into the Big Boys, a 265+lbs tilt!
"ChikenFucker" Lesley Nilson vs. "KIller" Kory Hodgins
UNDEFEATED "ChikenFucker" comes into this bout with spectacular Muay Thai and a KO resume that read like the 'who's who" of those in the mortuary. "Killer" Kory Hodgins come in with an equally 'dirty' record with fully slick training, but a Purple Belt that appears to be stained red with the blood of those he has choked into Dreamland! Contrasting Styles, we can only speculate how this will turn out! BELL RINGS!!! Chikenfucker throws a solid kick after each fighter feels each other out. Another leg kick by Nilson! and Another! They seem to be on the menu tonight! Killer launches some counter-punches, but most are well-defended. Another body kick by Nilson! And one to the thigh! That has already left a black mark, that bruise will hurt in the morning! Killer tries for a takedown but is stuffed. He holds steady but hopefully he is saving his energy for later rounds. Will there be more than one? Takedown attempt again by Killer, but OOOOH A Huge Head Kick to Killer's skull! Surely that scrambled many of his eggs! Can he recover? Another Kick! Straight across his temple, HOW IS HE STILL STANDING?!!!! Wait, he's not, his leg has clearly been snapped in twain. I hope he is alright, those were the nastiest kicks I have seen in recent memory, and ones that Killer will hope to soon heal and forget for sure, if he can even recall them . . .
That Amazing Craziness bring us to our Main Fight of the Evening! We have the 135lb Belt on the line! Who will be the Tapout or Passout Bantamwieght Champion after the dust settles? I simply CANNOT wait!
Mickey ONeil vs. "East Coast Nigga" Saigon The Yard Father
Introducing Mickey ONeil who in two fights has ONLY totaled 21 seconds of Octagon time! His knockout prowess is amazing and I imagine he is Chin-Hunting again tonight! Saigon The Yard Father is the DIRTEIST Subs artist I know in the game! If you make it out of the first round with all of your body parts still attached, then you a slipppery otter and the "East Coast Nigga" has not yet managed to get his hands on YOU!
BELL RINGS!!! WOOOOOW! HUGE COMBO by Mickey! He just comes flying with the strikes! The Yard Father is ROCKED! He has definitely been Cut! ONeil crack him with a big right hand! The Yard Father is Stumbling! Mickey POUNCES AND PUNISHES!!! That is offically the Quickest in Tapout or Passout History! At 0:05 minutes into the first round! Micky ONeil Is your new BANTAMWEIGHT CHAMPION! That was simply Insane! The Yard Father is still looking for the truck that just ran him over, but that 18-Wheeler is now holding up his new Championship Belt!
Below is a quick blast on the prelim fights that took place on this amazing card!
185lbs. - Bruce Lin def. "JJ" Jerald Jenson - Unanimous Decision
135lbs. - Onyx "The Ox" Slame def. AJ "The Phenomenomal" Styles - Sub (Guillotine) - Round 2 (2:21)
185lbs. - Aladar "Lulu" Horvath def. Caleb "Come On Down" Brown - TKO (Strikes) - Round 1 (0:05)
265+lbs.- Donte "The Wolf" Ward def. David "Angel" Mor - Unanimous Decision
145lbs- "Azazel" Hazel LeVasser def. "nakedfox23" Samuel Victor - Sub (Kimura) - Round 1 (4::26)
I hope you enjoyed the review, Bubba McFistercuffs signing off until the next great ToP FC card!
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