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League of Madness 3 Quarter Final Result

Editorial by Tycoon Judas

 League of Madness 3 Quarter Finals Results

Bantamweights

At Bantamweight it was no surprise that these lil fuckers all went to the third round of their respected bouts. 

Match #1 

Phil Sprintin Def Danylo Belenuik via Unanimous Decision

The Key here was not Sprintins ability to Out strike Belenuik, but that he out grappled the Ukrainian Wrestler. Danylo struggled to improve his position on the mat while Phil neutralized his attack. Not the most exciting fight of the round but a well-played game of chess by the winner Phil Sprintin. Sprintin also managed to keep that cigarette intact all three rounds like a boss!

Match #2 

Randy The Irritator Def Gaston Juncker via Unanimous Decision

Are next match was the Only Team Alfred vs Team Alfred fight at Bantamweight and this one was pretty competitive. Gaston took control of the first-round scoring two of his 5 successful takedowns and landing some Ground and Pound as well, in route to snagging the round. Juncker's relentless Takedown attempts began to tire the Go Kart Phenomenon though and Randy had a breakthrough in Round two off his back with an aggressive approach at try to finish the fight via submission attempts.  Round three saw Junker have some opportunities to take this fight, but he just didn't have the energy to land as much GnP as he did in round 1. Randy gets the W and will head to the Semi Finals!

Match #3 

Jesse-James Hopson Def Parmesan Cheese via Unanimous Decision

Hopson called out possibly Team Alfreds biggest threat and it paid off. Cheese looked stellar in round 1 shutting down 7 straight takedown attempts while peppering the face of "The Runt of Outlaws through the first three minutes. Hopson now down a round new he had to get his ground game working and just over a minute in Round 2 he secured the Takedown and worked his ground and pound while looking for Submission attempts as well, evening the fight 1 to 1 as we head into round 3. Parmesan still smelled pretty fresh as round three began but Jesse-James went back to the Gameplan and secured another crucial Takedown around the halfway point of the final round, securing his victory.

Match #4 

Zane Raven Def Michael Doigeland via 3rd Round Submission (Triangle Choke)

The final match of the Quarter Finals at Bantamweight was the sole finish as two outstanding Wrestlers went at it for the remaining spot in the Semi's. This fight was fairly one sided though as Doigeland struggled to do anything with his Takedowns. He was a perfect 3 for 3 in Takedown attempts but he struggled on the mat with Raven the BJJ Brown Belt. Meanwhile Zane was very active trying to finish the fight in rounds 1 and 2 as he was up 2-0 heading into the final frame. Round 3 started with an instant Takedown from Michael but Raven welcomed him to the mat full heartedly as he went back to his bag of tricks. The end came at 2:24 seconds of round 3 as Doigeland slipped into a tight Triangle choke forcing the tap. Zane will join his HATED teammate Jesse-James in the Semi Finals.

Lots of grappling from are Bantamweights which came as no surprise. Because the Semi Finals are nodded up 2 to 2 the Brackets have been scrapped and we will have a Team Alfred vs Team Gwad Semi Final. Zane Rave having the only Finish in the round had the Hamma in his court as he got to choose his Semifinal opponent and he Chose Randy the Irritator.

Bantamweight Semi Finals 

Zane Raven  vs Randy The Irritator

Jesse-James Hopson  vs Phil Sprintin

Super Heavyweights

The Super Heavyweights were not F'n around with all 4 fights ending in under 4 minutes. 

Match #1 

Carlo Pedersoli Def Mauler Darkangelo The Fifth via 1rst round KO (Superman Punch)

Mauler was the last remaining hope for Team Gwad at Super heavyweight and Team Coach Alfred decided to send in his Prospect to try and take Team Gwad out for good. Pedersoli was all over his opponent from start to finish as Mauler couldn't get any offense in whatsoever. Carlos was 4/5 in Body Kicks which proved to soften his foe up and at 1:47 mark the hairy big, bearded bastard unleashed a Superman Punch that knocked Darkangelo the Fifth out cold.

Match #2 

Apollo Creed Def Dante McGinley via 1rst round KO(Punch) 

This second outing had some League of Madness History entangled into it as Managers Chris Karter and Joe River were set to face off once again in the League of Madness Competition. For Joe this time he was representing Apollo Creed as he would meet the Big Frenchman Dante McGinley in the Quarter Finals. Although Teammates these two monsters are here for themselves, and it showed very early as both fighters drew blood early. Creed did not like the taste of his blood one bit though landed a HUGE right Hand sending McGinley to the mat momentarily. After a few wild shots the more aggressive fighter Creed landed a perfectly timed Hook as McGinley circled right into it that put Dante face first in the mat at just 32 seconds into the fight. Good fight and Congrats to Joe River for getting Ralph McGuire Revenge finally.

Match #3


 Lenny King Def Randal Clappertron via 1rst round TKO(Strikes) 

Very tough to top the last two fights but these two monsters did it and did it viciously. The Giant from Knoxville known as "Rumble" drew blood early in this fight, which was followed up with a thunderous Head Kick that Sent the "Beef" King to canvas hard. Clappertron immediately waves Lenny back to his feet which would be his ultimate demise unfortunately for him. King well advised got out of striking distance of the 7 footers Legs and landed a short Punch to the Body that hurt Randal badly, Lenny continued to throw wild punches until the ref halted the action in just 29 seconds of the first round. This fight had the Montreal crowd standing on all fours barking like rabid dogs.

Match #4 

Oliver Hardy Def Elvis De Oliveira via 1rst round TKO(Strikes)

Rounding out the Quarter Finals is the final Team Alfred vs Team Alfred showdown pitting the Netherlands against the USA. "The Lardass Hardass" was cut early in round 1 by Elvis who had a clear reach advantage, but this did not deter the Georgia native one bit as he quickly secured a takedown on De Oliveira who looked like a fish out of water surprisingly on the mat. Hardy landed a perfect 18 of 18 ground strikes with #18 being a game changer knocking Elvis out of the building you ol Houn dog! Hardy picks up the win at 3;53 seconds of round #1.

The Big boys lived up to their potential with 4 1rst round finishes. Team Alfred is now guaranteed a win here as all 4 of the semi-Finalist are representees of Team Alfred!

Super heavyweight Semi Finals

Lenny King  vs Oliver Hardy

Apollo Creed  vs Carlo Pedersoli

 

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