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 The following is a list of all the different records currently held with-in the Cobra Kai ranks…
Most Wins: "The Slasher" Jason Voorhees (5)
Most Losses: Ranganathan "Rango" Iyer (5)
Most Fights: "The Slasher" Jason Voorhees (6)
Fastest KO: Phillip "The Bull" Coles (5-1), Guy Fahrenheit (3-0), "First Blood" Miet Cleever (7-2), 5 seconds
Fastest Submission: Laugh Out Loud "Cobra Kai" Murderous (1-1 Retired) 16 seconds
First fighter to cry in the octagon after losing: Hurry "Hurricane" Fobbs (6-2)
First fighter to cry after winning: Vlad "BadMan" DaMan
Fighter with the smallest dog: Ranganathan "Rango" Iyer (2-4); 2 pound miniature pincher named “Kong”
Ugliest fighter: "The Slasher" Jason Voorhees
The fighter that is ‘best in the sack’: Kadarious Smith Scantling
Fighter with the most Fight of the Night awards: King Captain Master Daddy "Stoned " High 3 FotN awards
Fighter with the most Knockout of the Night awards: Dude Kafka, "The Slasher" Jason Voorhees, and Tammy Cole; all have 2 KOotN
Fighter with the most Submission of the Night awards: Baki "The Grappler" Hanma & Bing Bang "邴 棒"; Both have 2 SubotN
Fighter with the most total awards: Bruce "Lightning" Wagner; Has many wrestling, little league, soccer trophies and “awards”
Fighter with the most siblings: Jonnie "Jois" Iskandiar has 13 brothers and sisters
Fighter that gets the most sleep: "First Blood" Miet Cleever gets 10-13 hours per night
Fighter that gets the least sleep: Micah Murray only gets about 3-7 hours per night
Watches the most TV: Tito "El Martillo" Vicenzo
Trains the most: Lil Fella; It’s all in the name
Trains the least: Asdw "Ewqqw" Wqeweq
Goes fishing the most: Jett "Waterjet" Robins
The fighter who’s grandma makes the best spaghetti: Mateo "Bandido" Peres
Eats the most chicken: Ramon Castiana
The only fighter who is still a virgin: Nigel "Boa" Stricter
Fighter with the biggest ego: Carson Justice
Fighter that has the smallest dong: "Mighty" King Wong
Most religious fighter: Teddy "Lion heart" Daniels
Funniest Fighter: Tom Hanks
Has the biggest house: Jason "Slugger" Johnson
Gets the most ass: Noah Stevenson
Prettiest fighter: Tammy Cole
Only has one eye: Vitor Mesquita
Drinks the most tequila: Vitor Mesquita
Can’t hold his liquor: David "Solid" Snake
Also secretly won a dance competition: Helio De Lima
Most asses kicked per month: "The Slasher" Jason Voorhees
Most likely to cry after a fight: Yee "Yee" Ha
Most likely to wear just speedos to a black tie event: Allah "Captain" Muhammad
Most likely to 'accidentally' put your Mom in a rear-naked choke: Jerk "Mean" McQuirk
Most likey to try and sleep with your grandmother: Maycon Jardim
Most likely to enjoy gardening: Ernie "Rocky" Stone
Biggest Andrew Lloyd Webber Musicals fan: "Mean" Mike Maron
Most likely to faceplant, drunk into a wedding cake: "Golden" Grant Harklie
Most likely to hate being awarded a 'most-likely to' award: Herio "Finisher" Lupsaka
Has a massive soft-spot for puppies & kittens: Dustin "Anaconda" Levine
Does a lot of 'charity work' for old widows: "Lord Batticus" Dylan Batt
Has set up a foundation for orphaned goldfish: Nikolai "Bear" Magamedov
Who REALLY likes long walks on the beach, I mean like 3x a day: Gianluca Festa
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