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Current standing records with-in Cobra Kai as of Mar 24

Cobra Kai (385K+), Fight Organization, Hilo
Company profile by Dale Saw

 The following is a list of all the different records currently held with-in the Cobra Kai ranks…

 

Most Wins: "The Slasher" Jason Voorhees (5)

 

Most Losses: Ranganathan "Rango" Iyer (5)


Most Fights: "The Slasher" Jason Voorhees (6)

Fastest KO: Phillip "The Bull" Coles (5-1), Guy Fahrenheit (3-0), "First Blood" Miet Cleever (7-2), 5 seconds

 

Fastest Submission: Laugh Out Loud "Cobra Kai" Murderous (1-1 Retired) 16 seconds

 

First fighter to cry in the octagon after losing: Hurry "Hurricane" Fobbs (6-2)

 

First fighter to cry after winning: Vlad "BadMan" DaMan

 

Fighter with the smallest dog: Ranganathan "Rango" Iyer (2-4); 2 pound miniature pincher named “Kong”

 

Ugliest fighter: "The Slasher" Jason Voorhees

 

The fighter that is ‘best in the sack’: Kadarious Smith Scantling

 

Fighter with the most Fight of the Night awards: King Captain Master Daddy "Stoned " High 3 FotN awards

 

Fighter with the most Knockout of the Night awards: Dude Kafka, "The Slasher" Jason Voorhees, and Tammy Cole; all have 2 KOotN

 

Fighter with the most Submission of the Night awards: Baki "The Grappler" Hanma & Bing Bang "邴 棒"; Both have 2 SubotN

 

Fighter with the most total awards: Bruce "Lightning" Wagner; Has many wrestling, little league, soccer trophies and “awards” 

 

Fighter with the most siblings: Jonnie "Jois" Iskandiar has 13 brothers and sisters

 

Fighter that gets the most sleep: "First Blood" Miet Cleever gets 10-13 hours per night

 

Fighter that gets the least sleep: Micah Murray only gets about 3-7 hours per night

 

Watches the most TV: Tito "El Martillo" Vicenzo 

 

Trains the most: Lil Fella; It’s all in the name

 

Trains the least: Asdw "Ewqqw" Wqeweq

 

Goes fishing the most: Jett "Waterjet" Robins

 

The fighter who’s grandma makes the best spaghetti: Mateo "Bandido" Peres

 

Eats the most chicken: Ramon Castiana

 

The only fighter who is still a virgin: Nigel "Boa" Stricter

 

Fighter with the biggest ego: Carson Justice

 

Fighter that has the smallest dong: "Mighty" King Wong

 

Most religious fighter: Teddy "Lion heart" Daniels 

 

Funniest Fighter: Tom Hanks

 

Has the biggest house: Jason "Slugger" Johnson

 

Gets the most ass: Noah Stevenson

 

Prettiest fighter: Tammy Cole

 

Only has one eye: Vitor Mesquita

 

Drinks the most tequila: Vitor Mesquita

 

Can’t hold his liquor: David "Solid" Snake

 

Also secretly won a dance competition: Helio De Lima

 

Most asses kicked per month: "The Slasher" Jason Voorhees

 

Most likely to cry after a fight: Yee "Yee" Ha

 

Most likely to wear just speedos to a black tie event: Allah "Captain" Muhammad

 

Most likely to 'accidentally' put your Mom in a rear-naked choke: Jerk "Mean" McQuirk

 

Most likey to try and sleep with your grandmother: Maycon Jardim

 

Most likely to enjoy gardening: Ernie "Rocky" Stone

 

Biggest Andrew Lloyd Webber Musicals fan: "Mean" Mike Maron

 

Most likely to faceplant, drunk into a wedding cake: "Golden" Grant Harklie

 

Most likely to hate being awarded a 'most-likely to' award: Herio "Finisher" Lupsaka

 

Has a massive soft-spot for puppies & kittens: Dustin "Anaconda" Levine

 

Does a lot of 'charity work' for old widows: "Lord Batticus" Dylan Batt

 

Has set up a foundation for orphaned goldfish: Nikolai "Bear" Magamedov

 

Who REALLY likes long walks on the beach, I mean like 3x a day: Gianluca Festa

 

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