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 Michael Vasquez: Hi, I'm Michael Vasquez from GoryShinbone.com here with a man that is the focus of a real life rags to riches story, a fighter without a home of his own that literally came up through the streets of San Francisco, and is about to make his Pro debut, Moses Sanders. How are you doing Sir?
Homeless Moe: Thank you Michael, and might I say its mighty nice to be in this lovely building, especially when I found out it was going to have a roof.
Michael Vasquez: Y- ...Right... Um, So - We all know the great state of California has a problem it doesn't really like to talk about, something it likes to sweep under the rug. Talk to me about what it was like, sleeping rough, no place to call your own, having to fight for money - for survival.
Homeless Moe: Oh! [It was] wonderful.
Michael Vasquez: Really?
Homeless Moe: Oh yeah, going around, nobody is telling you what to do, I mean, you can sleep in filth if you want to! I used to do it all the time of course, you slept in filth and nobody would come near you! Laughs I mean sometimes I just jumped out at old ladies just to scare 'em! I called myself the filth monster! Filth monster coming to get you! Laughs, wiping away a tear - Also stopped crackheads knifing you in your sleep for drug money.
Michael Vasquez: Shuffling papers rapidly - Uh, so talk to me about your opponent, Rufus Sheek of Moscow - a fighter looking for his first pro win after a couple of dissapointing performances - whats the strategy here?
Homeless Moe: I don't mean any disprespect to Mister Rubus Cheek but I really think I'll be walking away with the sandwich here.
Michael Vasquez: ...You do realise you're being paid money to win right?
Homeless Moe: What? I can't eat that crap!
Michael Vasquez: -I think that's about all the time we have. My thanks to Moses for his... enlightening insight into the plight of America's most neglected.
Homeless Moe: Oh, of course - thank you so much. Stands up - Uh, can you tell me where your piss corner is?
Michael Vasquez: Get out.
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