Time out! Elon's mom just canceled fight against Zuckerberg

Editorial by Chris Karter

Elon Musk made plans with Mark Zuckerberg but forgot to get mommy’s permission.

The Twitter CEO was in talks to battle equally pasty Meta mutant Mark Zuckerberg in a MMA fight orchestrated by Combate President Chris Karter, for reasons not entirely clear. Everyone involved wants you to believe this bout will actually happen with a portion of the proceeds going to charity.
Everyone except Maye Musk.
“Actually, I canceled the fight,” Momma Musk wrote on Twitter. “I haven’t told them yet. But I will continue to say the fight is canceled, just in case.”
She then had some non-physical recommendations:
“Fight with words only. In armchairs. Four feet apart. The funniest person wins.”
“A verbal fight only. Three questions each. The funniest answers win. Who agrees?”
Elon responded with emojis but no confirmation in either direction.
Musk recently joined the Convicted Inc (parent company of Combate) board of directors as an advisor and doesn’t appear to have any demonstrable martial arts skills. As for Zuckerberg, he’s been training jiu-jitsu on the local circuit and recently choked himself into a gold medal.
No word yet from Zuckerberg’s parents on the validity of his permission slip. Combate El Presidente Chris Karter was on record stating that Elon would train at Convicted Fight Club prior to the bout, and that he guaranteed that his protege would win.
"If Elon shows up 5 days a week for 8 weeks at Convicted Fight Club, he'll definitely smash Zuckerberg's weirdly shaped face." Karter states with confidence. "Let's face it, both these stooges aren't built for combat. Neither of them have an athletic bone in their body. Zuckerberg is a master of ouch, ouch, not in the face jiu-jitsu. All we need is 8 weeks to turn Elon into a killer. We've made equally pathetic fighters adequate in the past, and this would be no exception."

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