Cheese prepares for debut

Fighter profile of Nacho Cheese by Sixty Nine

 As Nacho Cheese stared down the ring he would be fighting in at his pro debut, all he could think of was: "I better kick Jeffrey Ramirez's scrawny ass." Nacho has been prepping for the fight by lifting every thing he can find that isn't attached to the floor,(he rips some of the things off the floor before he lifts them). He also has (not) been using roids, which his roid rage was credited for the murder of his ex wife. "She had it coming", he said, but even though all the evidence pointed to him, a two year old child was convicted of the crime and sentenced to life in prison. When asked about the situation, Cheese simply just said "crazy how young they start these days". He was then canceled on all social media.

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