Big Man On Campus

Fighter profile of Milk Armstrong by Coom Sockinator

THE NEWEST AND BADDEST MAN ON THE BLOCK, MILK ARMSTRONG IS MAKING WAVES IN HIS DIVISION (I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT ONE AND I DON'T PLAN ON CHECKING). HE'S A ROUGH A TUMBLE FELLA FROM CAMEL AFGHANISTAN FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT OUT OF SYDNEY AUSTRALIA AND DOESN'T PLAN ON LEAVING NO MATTER HOW BAD IT SUCKS THERE. 

FRESHLY 2-0 WITH FIRST ROUND SUBMISSIONS IN QUICK FIGHT CHAMPIONSHIPS HE'S SURE TO ABSOLUTELY EAT ONE IN HIS FIRST UPCOMING CONTRACTED FIGHT (I CAN'T REMEMBER WHO AGAINST, DON'T ASK AGAIN).

THIS IS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME, NOT TO BE MISSED EVENT. YOU WANT BORING GROUND GAME? MILK HAS IT. YOU WANT A GENERIC AND FORGETABLE FACE AND PERSONALITY? MILK HAS IT. YOU WANT A WIN BY SUBMISSION AFTER MULTIPLE FAILED SUBMISSION ATTEMPTS? AS GOD IS MY WITNESS MILK WILL BRING IT TO LIGHT.

SO COME ON DOWN AND SEE THE EVENT (I'M NOT SURE WHICH ONE IT IS, BUT I WILL GIVE YOU HIS FIGHTER NUMBER SO YOU CAN GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND FIND IT, 405052.) MAKE SURE TO PLACE YOUR BETS WITH BRAWLER BETS, BECAUSE MILK DOESN'T LOSE, AND WHEN HE DOES IT'S BECAUSE THE OTHER GUY CHEATED AND IS A LOSER.

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