Keeping it in the family

Fighter profile of Dallas Flanders by Antonio Hernandez

Dallas Flanders (8-1) tells the media that he doesn't mind keeping it in the family after beating down the Gaspard brothers in back to back fights. First he knocked out Jean Luc, but not before making fun of his rainbow hair, and then he spanked Michele Rene and made fun of him for having a girl's name (it's actually unisex). Truth is and the results don't lie, the Canadian Gaspards just couldn't cut it against "Florida Boy", who happens to be a next generational talent. He's showcased it time and time again at the new organization known as UCF.

Dallas Flanders trains at Convicted Top Team with the most secret juice and ultimate training available in the game. With direct ties to the Convicted alliance there's no doubt that his management team has access to all the secrets, cheats, and tips. Do you want to play a game of just the tip with Antonio Hernandez? It's not likely. His money's long and his pockets are fat. He's got more legal clean billies than Miles Cyrus. There's no amount of cheddar cheese that can stop this sauce and Dallas likes to sizzle when he steps into the arena, shaking and baking.

The anti-plumber coalation is just one piece of a mysterious puzzle, only known to the greatest slider gurus and engine genies. There's a handful of parlays that can make a gambling man rich, and get one divorced just as quickly if you can't fix the toilet. Dallas Flanders. Remember the name, because he's kicking ass and forgetting all you divas names. You try to manhandle his johnson and he'll gain weight and double shake on the peppertree. Straight trapping out the Hilton. It used to be the La Quinta but he got the upgrade with the free coupon on expedia.

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