I'm Billy Bobbit

About Me: Billy Bobbit

I'm Billy Bobbit and I'm writing this article is to make me some hype cause my fighters always lose. I have a dream of one day landing a super star free agent to get some revenge on all these motherfukers who been punching me down.

I'll run that guy into the ground, fight him every week, injuries or not. Gonna milk him for every dollar I can wring from these big money contracts that rich dudes like Mentor Guru are giving out.

Finally I'll be successful and get some respect. All the top managers will want to join my alliance, the Happy Friends Fight Club, so they can learn my fighting secrets. But I won't tell them nothing. There's only going to be one big dick in town and that's going to be me. As soon as I get some hype from this article.

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