Does JUST FIGHTS employ the Next McGregor?

💥Just Fights💥 (No Training), Fight Organization, London
Company profile by Billy Bobbit

JUST FIGHTS, the premier orginization to watch untrained backyard brawlers punch each other for cheap, may have unearthed the next MMA MEGASTAR. 

The very creatively named John Cena is a young phenom who has been on a tear narrowly beating unranked cans.According to his very enthusastic 11 year old manager, Will Gegan, HES THE MCGREGOR OF THE DECISION.

I made the mistake of giving him a title shot last week, which he lost and now my inbox is overflowing with daily messages to my inbox that Mr. Cena (not the famous one) deserves another shot at glory.

He's our 28th ranked welterweight..... but we're the business of entertainment so it just might happen. We never claimed to be a legitimate company.

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