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Siberian Fight League... Warming up to the Coldest MMA org!

Evil Empire , Fight Organization, St Petersburg
Company profile by Shane Wellman

Only the harshest dare enter an organization in the frigid cold were they also must duke it out in the cage to see who is toughest, those that can handle it have already started signing up for the Siberian Fight League, run by Mister Jack Dempsey himself... To see who is the best, and who can handle the cold. This is.... MMA: Siberian League Special Show

Bob Jones: Hey everyone its your favorite four hosts back for more MMA material! We air bi-weekly on MMA:The Immortals Show and this week we bring you a special on the brand new Siberian Fight League based in good ol St Petersburg Russia, BRRRR!

Rahziki Hendayko: Your favorite former fighter here folks "Afrikaa Bambaataa"! Boy I tell you, one day when my son is old enough... He will fight in the Siberian Fight League. I was born in Sierra Leone in the blazing heat in diamond mines, but I want my son to experience both and get that hard edge to him. This league is going to be competitive and showcase excellent young talent.

Frankie Desir: Your favorite here frankie! Chief Editor of "MMA International" and fight bet guru, I know what Im talking about fellas! Listen up and listen well! Now heres Jesse!

Jesse Shiner: Thanks for the warm welcome Frankie. Its great to be back and fans who are watching us now and big overall MMA fans, you do not want to miss out of the action in the Siberian Fight League. It's going to be interesting.

Jones: Yes its gunna be a doozy. We already have the first event coming up on the 21st. Three days guys! Any big fights on this card?

Hendayko: Watch out for the fighter Hisashi Matsuoka... Kid's a better BJJ fighter than I was ever in my career. Has hot wrestling too, this guy is 2-0 and might be the future champ at 205 in Siberia.

Shiner: Watch out for his opponent though. Longwei "Marshmallow" Jiang... He's a finnfighter so you know he already has talent despite his 0-1 record, this guy is an amazing striker and could knock out Hisashi if he's not careful. I'm taking Jiang in the main event. These two are definitely contenders though at 205.

Desir: Aye aye aye while you guys are shmoozing it up in la la land I'm gunna be watching Evan "The Event" Horizon... This kid is the real deal baby, can strike and handle himself on the ground. His nickname outta be "The Champ".... Sounds alot bettah den "The Event" like come on what da EF is "The Event"? Is my mother cooking again? Cuz let me tell you she may be italian but it was an event... For the firefighters evraytime she cooked!

Jones: Yes we are all aware of Miss Desir's terrible cooking Frankie thank you. But let me tell you owner Jack Dempsey is driven and has a great head on his shoulders when it comes to getting this org of the ground. I think it might be my new favorite. I love watching the young guys, you never know what may happen.

Desir And I'm not ashamed you guys know! And yeah I love ta see da young gunna's go at it. Their youthful and always full of energy. There's already four big events planned for the Siberian League and the first one starts the 21st in Paddy O Malley's bar in St. Petersburg. Reported to be in attendence is Alexander Ovechkin, Vladimir Putin, and the ghost of Stalin. Good to hear!

Hendayko: Beats me where Frankie gets this info. I will be ringside though and ready to deliver the action. Come watch the main event of Matsuoka the 2-0 wrestler versus the best striker in the org... Longwei Jiang!

Jones: I'm Bob Jones, have a great night everyone and tune in and check out the results if you can't. Siberian Fight League.... Can you handle the cold?   

 

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