Come One! Come All! Come Join the INVASION!!! Hello and Welcome back to another Soldout Night at Hayashi's Lounge! Tonight is NOT about little green men from Outer Space with anal probes (at least I hope not!)! This Invasion is of the Top Talent that Tapout or Passout has and it's all on the line for Tonight!!!
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We start this night in the Light Heavyweight Division! The light go out and the Crowd Roars! Let's start the main card of with a bang!
Jonny Goldberg vs Bobby Tate
Jonny enters the octagon with a Scrumluscent 6-1 record! All his victories coming by way of Knockin some poor fool out! Standing and trading with the bad Mutha is ill-advised! Bobby Tate enters the octagon tonight as more of a ground specialist with top tier wrestling! Bobby actually pondered a career with the WWE but then checked his jock-strap, found a brass pair, and decided he was a real man! Let's see how our fighters fare tonight! THE BELL RINGS!!! Jonny rushes forward and clinches up! Tate is trying to push him away by Jonny keeps him pressed up on the cage! Jonny pops him with a right for good measure! Tate wants to take this down to the ground. Jonny works in and gets some underhooks to keep control. Jonny changes his mind and breaks the clinch! Tate was surprised by the change of pace and even moreso and Jonny clinches right back up! Jonny lands a right and an inside body shot! Jonny keeps working and pops Tate with a shoulder! And a Haymaking Uppercut!!! That snapped Tate's head back! But Tate seems alright and more determined than ever to get a takedown! Jonny is holding clinch well and his dirty boxing is Absolutely FILTHY! A nice uppercut to the body by Jonny Goldberg and we can see the bruise immediately! Tate wants out but Jonny holds him closer, like a Tiny Dancer! Jonny is controlling well but breaks clinch! We are back to stand-up! Tate shoots in for a takedown but it's defended. Jonny fakes a head shot and lands one to the body once again! And Jonny Goldberg surges forward again to get back home! We're all clinched up! Jonny sinks in double underhooks and lands a short punch! And then a right to Tate's head! And ANOTHER!!! Jonny then pushes away from the clinch and tries a huge head kick that just misses! Tate drops and drives for a takedown but Jonny sprawls just in time! As the fighters seperate Jonny winds up a Devastating Uppercut! Bobby Tate's eyes are rolling circles in the back of his head and he drops like a sack of potatoes! Jonny rushes in to finish! The Ref rushes in between because IT'S OVER!!! Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner at 2:51 of the very first round by TKO!!! JONNY GOLDBERG!!!
Oh that was CRAAAAAZY! We can fully expect the Crazy to Continue here! There is absolutely nothing "Light" about these next Heavyweights!!!
"The Canadian Bad Boy" Bobby Benoit vs "Doomsday" Donny McDoogle
The CBB comes is rocking some TNT by AC/DC! Well he is pretty much exactly that! His hand are straight up DY-NO-MITE!!! The majority of Benoit's wins have come via Knock-out and he brings some excellent wrestling to round out his rising star resume! Well if I were a betting man (and on record *ahem* I'm not) "Doomsday" Donny McDoogle will definitely bring the Thunder to match Benoit's Lightning! Doomsday lives and fights like the Apocalypse! He knocks you out or occasionally has the table turned. One thing we know is this fight is not going the three rounds! THE BELL RINGS!!! Benoit comes out with a lunging right hand that just misses and McDoogle counters with a straight right! OH WOW! Benoit appears to have been cut already! Benoit is stunned but gets right back after his opponent! He misses with a right and a combo! Benoit throws a lazy uppercut and McDoogle counters with a body shot! Doomsday then digs another hook into Benoit's ribs! BOOM! Benoit lands a heavy combo and McDoogle McDrops! Benoit stands back and gestues to McDoogle he wants to keep this on its feet! McDoogle stands and Benoit swarms!!! McDoogle is bleeding and the crowd is on its feet cheering the action! Benoit drops back, Locks and Loads and Launches a Superman Punch that lands right on McDoogle's jaw!!! McDoogle's McDone for tonight!!! Your winner at 0:28 on the first round . . ."The Canadian Bad Boy" Bobby Benoit!!!
Next Up, we have some serious Featherweight Contenders looking for a shot at the title!
Rafael Suez vs Urijah "McNuggets" Faber
Suez brings his usual Ground Game Nastiness! He has an effective stand-up game, but if you dare go to the mat with him, bring a pillow because you are going to Sleep!!! Excellent Wrestling and a Dirty Brown Belt make him a true force to be reckoned with! Faber brings a very similar resume and skill set to the table tonight! These titans could almost be twins! Or Brothers! But if so, Momma won't be happy, because both fighters look eager to De-Limb one another! THE BELL RINGS!!! Suez pushes forward and gets Faber in a clinch! Faber seems to already be thinking about taking this to the ground! Suez lands a glancing elbow! Faber trades him a hook to the head for his efforts! Suez lands a knee to the head! Suez is looking for knees and Faber is defending well! Suez repositions and turns his back and goes for a hip toss! It was a bit sloppy but Suez is in side-control! Suez trying some ground and pound, but Faber drops and gains half guard! And Faber keeps working and gets himself to full guard! Faber looking for a triangle but Suez pushes Faber's legs off! Faber is defending some Suez strikes! Suez trying to make it rain but Faber works into a loose triangle! No Candy Here! Faber is still active on the bottom! OHHH! He Bucks! And reverses position! Faber is now on top in Suez's guard! Suez staying busy and looking for an armbar! There might not be enough space here! Faber is defending and keeps his arm for now! Faber advances into half guard! Faber is controlling and drops an elbow on Suez's temple! Faber drops a few more shots! Suez sneaks into a guillotine but Faber defends! The Bell Rings! Great first round! I would say the Judges would give Suez the nod for that round!
Round 2 - Suez rushes across the octagon and scores an easy takedown and already looking to pass Faber's guard! He know what he wants! Suez trying to drop elbows! Faber defends and goes for a triangles but it's very loose and he lets it go immediately! Suez pressing on Fabers leg and slips in Faber's half guard! Suez still very active on top and looks like he's thinking about an arm triangle but faber is holding his own so far! Suez frees his foot and advances to Mount!!! OH THIS COULD BE TROUBLE FOR FABER!!! Suez tries to Rain Pain and instead Faber shimmies back to Regain!!! Half Guard that is! Suez pressing and wedging in a forearm choke! And then to a Kimura! Faber struggles but manages to free his arm! Suez is still working his ground and pound to some effect! Faber defends well, but blocking punches is going to win your anything but sore arms tomorrow morning son! Suez is dropping hammers and looking for holes! He tries to slide in a Kimura but Faber declines the invitation! Suez keeps buttering Faber's bread and shows his dominance this round! The Bell Rings! That's two rounds down, and Suez seems convincingly ahead on my scorecard!
Round 3 - Suez again presses forward and cracks Faber with a right hand! Faber tosses a left and Suez swats it away! Suez misses with a body kick and Faber lands a count right! Suez now lands a leg kick and a one-two follow-up COMBOOOOOO!!! Faber is briefly stuns and Suez moves in and clinches up! Both fighters exchange strikes and then Suez pulls guard! Faber trying to control! Faber is holding fort but Suez gets butterfyl guard and sweeps and now he's in guard! Suez then stands, and throws Faber's legs aside and lunges into side control!!! Faber stunned but manages to sneak back to half guard! Suez working from the top for the long sought Kimura! Faber was to get a sweep but no luck! Suez is clearly in cruise control and even gives the fans a wave as he holds Faber down! The Ref doesn't like that and stands both fighters up!!! Suez looks content to trade and wades and and lands an uppercut and a combo! Suez pushes in and clinches! Faber pushing back hard to control the clinch but too little and waaay too late! The Bell Rings!!! The judges scores are in and no surprise here! Your winner by Unanimous Decision . . . . RAFAEL SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEZ!!!
Next up we have our 4th fight of the night and our Co-Main Event of the Evening! The Middleweight Title is ON THE LINE!!!
Kenny "Mysterion" McCormick vs Leon Bridges
"Mysterion" enters the Octagon tonight as the two-time defending Tapout or Passout Middleweight Champion!!! He has a undefeated record and is a Phenom without equal!!! McCormick brings All-World Muay Thai and almost equally Insane Wrestling! Even his Boxing and BJJ can barely be equaled in the world! I guarantee this is one Kenny that OH MY GOD you "CAN'T" Kill! Entering now is a veteran with a resume of great fights almost unmatched! Leon Bridges brings his 9-3 record and puts it in the line! His has an excellent boxing background but he really pays the bills with his Greco-Roman Wrestling Skills! We have a war on our hands here! THE BELL RINGS!!! Leon comes out and shoots for the takedown! Kenny pushes off and circles away! Leon blocks a head kick! Kenny smacks home a leg kick! Leon checks a second kick! But Kenny persists and lands another inside leg kick! He follows up with a body punch and Kenny lands another leg kick! Leon poads up and lands a body shot! Then Leon goes to the takedown but its stuffed! Leon backs away as Kenny kicks and misses! Leon misses a body punch and Kenny smacks Leon's inside knee! Oh it buckled a bit! Kenny wades forward and connect with a left hand! Leon drops and drives and gets the takedown!!! Leon finds himself in Kenny's half guard! Leon is furiously dropping punches and elbows! Kenny is defending! Leon is sensing an opportunity but Kenny controls and hooks Leon's left leg and takes his back!!! Kenny Is LITERALLY RIDING HIS OPPONENT!!! Kenny is controlling and Leon is looking to escape! Leon is pressing hard but Kenny sinks in the hooks! Leon is defending against any damage but he knows he needs to escape! This must be what Alcatraz feels like! Leon has wrist control and flips and now has Kenny on top and in Mount!!!Kenny is taking a breather and controlling... And now back to work! Kenny is dropping some hammer fists! Leon is controlling for the most part. Kenny is weighing his options, but the Ref steps in and stands them up!!! Kenny lands a head kick! The Fans are on their feet applauding both fighters! Leon pushes forward and wants a takedown here, he's working for it, and Kenny is neutralizing so far! Kenny lands a cross as the Bell Rings! That's one round down and done! "Mysterion" was the dominant fighter that round! Let's see how each figther's corner adjust their game plan!
Round 2 - The Bell Rings! But Kenny stays in his corner and beckons Leon forward! Kenny misses with a leg kick and Leon goes for the takedown but it's stuffed! Leon presses forward again and Kenny sprawls! The fighters circle and Kenny throws a high kick that lands on Leon's neck and OOOOOH Leon crumples to the mat!!! That's it! Good Night Irene!!! And Leon too!!! You winner . . . and STILL MIDDLEWEIGHT CHAMPION . . . KENNY "MYSTERION" McCORMICK!!! Kenny thanks his fans and his sponsors! What A Fight!!!
How can we possibly top this Awesome Sundae?!?!?! Well the Cherry on top comes by way of the Bantamweight Division! This clash of Tiny Titans has "Future Champion" written all over it! Kyle "The Tiny Tornado" Turris vs Daniel Strauss Turris enters the Octagon tonight with Golden Gloves! In fact they might as well be made of Diamonds and they are straight up Money! His Boxing prowess is backed-up with a strong Wrestling game and a well-rounded game! Daniel Strauss brings equally impressive hands! His 10-2 record a clear indication as he tends to turn his opponent's light out early and always makes his bedtime! His Wrestling is also Top Tier! We have quite the battle on our hands!!! THE BELL RINGS!!! Strauss pushes forward and swinging for the fences! Turris circles out and lands a counter hook to Strauss' head! Turris swings a right and Strauss counters and lands! Strauss lands to crisp jabs! and then drives a right down the pipe! It looks like Kyle Turris has been cut! Turris sense this and rushes in to clinch! Strauss pushes off and both fighters are at square one! Turris lands a cross to the temple and it looks like he's opened Strauss up! Strauss throws an overhand right and Turris ducks and clinches up! Strauss controls and pushes out and breaks the clinch! Strauss lands a decent uppercut! Strauss with a leg kick, Turris check it. Turris lands a three-punch combo! And then he shoots for the takedown and Get It!!! He lands in Full Mount! Turris is raining Thunder AND Lightning!!! This is Frightening!!! Strauss gains control and blocks some shots! Turris is pushing the pace, but Strauss is defending well! Turris seems content here but he has to work harder the Ref shouts! A few more shots from the top and the round ends! A very close round, but Turris could get credit with that takedown!
Round 2 - Strauss comes forward and lands a jab! Strauss ducks a hook and pushes in and clinches! Turris postures and pops Strauss with an uppercut! Turris controlling but Strauss is working hard here! Turris leans and TAKEDOWN!!! He gets the trip takedown in Strauss' half guard! Turris lands a punch! Turris wants to advance, but Strauss is two steps ahead of him! The Ref doesn't like what he sees and Stands Em Up!!! Strauss throws a combo! No damage done! Strauss sens a jab down the pipe and that sends Turris Stumblin!!! Strauss presses forward and has Turris up against the cage! Strauss lands an uppercut! Strauss looking to strike but Turris has control here and defends well! Strauss lands an elbow just above Turris' eye! Turris drops and grabs one of Strauss' legs and pushes and presses and gets the takedown into Strauss' guard! The Crowd is on it's feet here! Turris wants to pound some ground! But that's all he's finding as Strauss defends well! The Bell Rings! That was a very close round! There is no way to call a winner there! Luckily we have one more round to go!
Round 3 - Turris lands a crisp jab! Strauss stuffs a takedown attempt by Turris! Turris misses witha left hand and ducks an overhand right and circles away! Strauss misses with a hook! And another and Turris counters with a three punch combo that was not delicious but came with a free toy! Not sure if that qualifies as a "Happy Meal" . . . Strauss would think not. Strauss presses Turris to the cage and clinches! Strauss lands a strike with his shoulder! Both fighters are posturing, but the pace has slowed and both look tired! Strauss throws a combination that misses but Turris lands a stiff counter right hand! Strauss lands a two-punch combo! Strauss fakes high and hits to the body! Strauss misses another combo and eats a Vicious and Non-Delicious Straight Right!!! Strauss has a granite chin and he grins to show it! Straus lands and jab and then a one-two combo! Turris IS ROCKED!!! He is stumbling and Strauss is throwing wildly but missing his moving target!!! Strauss drives forward and clinches! Turris seems to have his head back now! Turris lands an elbow! Strauss backs away and lands an uppercut! Turris seems to be in survival mode here! Strauss land a nice punch to the side of Turris' head! Strauss clinches and then un-clinches! He apparently thinks he needs to make something happen here to secure the victory! Strauss changes again and decides the clinch is his best chance! He misses with a hook and Turris air-balls an elbow! Both figthers are exchanging but nothing is landing! There is no doubt in my mind that Daniel Strauss took that last round! We will wait and see what the judges saw . . . The scorecards are in! All three judge score this bout 29:28 for your winner . . . Kyle "The Tiny Tornado" Turris!!! What an Amazing Night of Fights!!! Below is a quick recap of the action packed prelim fights:
Richard "The Arm Snapper" Roberts def "Kendreds" Kendrink Hardison - Submission (RNC) - Round 1 (3:56)
Brutus "The Stache" Nash def "Dean of Mean" Kieth Jardine -Submission (Triangle Armbar) - Round (2:30)
Jason "Do Em All" Stackhouse def James Compton - Decision (Unanimous)
Valko Dragov def Shane "Hangman" Lebouf - Submission (RNC) - Round 1 (0:41)
Caleb "Come On Down" Brown def "Dozilla" Romano Dzolic - TKO (Strikes) - Round 2 (1:28)
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I hope you enjoyed the review, Bubba McFistercuffs signing off until the next great ToP FC card!
Cheers
Bubba
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