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 The Combat Wombat Burrow down in Sydney, Australia, has only existed for a couple months. Ran by the new upstart Jason Hopson, we don't really know if The Burrow will be an elite gym or not. But only time will tell.
The Tasmanian Devil, Jesse Kruger, is the first prospect to come out of The Burrow to actually fight for the title. He is a 19year old grappler, who looks to dethrone the current 185lb king in Jeff "The Party" Lardy, Who is a 26 year old clinch specialist who just recently landed a TKO victory over the former champion in just under 60 seconds...
Can the Burrow's first emerging prospect dethrone the 26 year old clinch specialist champion ?
Time will tell. The fight goes down on the 19th of November at WFC 15...
Will The Burrow finally get a gym champion?
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 Kenny Smith (17-6 MMA, 6-1 KT) lived up to his monicker "The Body Shamer" after his fight with Leonardo Narushima (9-3 MMA) at WVT 45. Not only did the sparbot of Convicted Fight Club Kenny Smith dismantle the homegrown hidden farmer Narushima inside the cage, Kenny embarrassed Leo and his legacy once he was given the mic.
"This dude is so fat, I can't believe he could fit through the cage door. I'm surprised Dino even showed up with his fighter looking like that. I put on a clinic verse this tubby tire of a fighter. You see how easily I gassed this man? He must be on the same diet as his manager to come in this out of shape. Bro, it's called a salad. Some asparagus. Peas for protein dude, save the bees and get off the Micky D's."
Kenny started laughing when he looked at Leonardo lying on the canvas, gasping for air after the second round beat down.
"I mean look at him. He looks like a beached
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 Hey there reader this is Carlton Abernathy reporting to you from The Duke-Town Gazette's sports page.
Earlier today I had the chance to interview the one and only Jason Voorhees on his fight with the infamous King Kong. Talk about scary folks. I didn't think I would make it out of there alive. But, low and behold, I am, in fact, still alive and here to tell the tale of this interview. So without further adieu...
CA: "Hello ladies and gentlemen I'm here at the Cobra Kai gym in the beautiful Hilo Hawaii with Jason Voorhees to talk about his upcoming fight with the infamous building destroying, Godzilla fighting, protector of humanity... King Kong!
CA: "Jason, tell me, is that machete your holding real?" *Chuckles nervously*
JV: "..."
CA: "Urm... I.. Um..." *Clears throat* "So, um Jason, how have you been preparing for this upcoming fight with the beast?"
JV: "..." *heavy breathing sounds*
CA: "Cas... jist.. Jason..." *starts
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 Dynasty MMA Weekend recap 11/13
Great weekend for fights as DMMA took over the H20 Arena in London for back-to-back fight cards.
DMMA Friday Night Fights XIII Saw two big fights that had Title implications in the Main and Co-Main events.
Edward Grubbs upsets for
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