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DFC PODCAST 2

Dissolution Fighting Championship (290k+), Fight Organization, Las Vegas
Company profile by Leslie Smith

DFC PODCAST 2

DJ Toast:
Welcome back for the first time! It is your host with the most DJ Toast! A lot has developed since the last show.

As always I will make it fun and entertaining while giving you the whole picture.

Before I start the show I have a new addition added to the show called Andy's corner. 
Andy is a die hard mma statistics nerd that I love to pick on for his approach to mma. Andy is the type of person to bring a pick up line book to an after party because it will raise his chances of getting laid. A true nerd to the core.


Anyway, we have a special guest with us today that usually run people the wrong way but boy is he funny. So far in his career he has never left a fight in the judges hands.

Hello he hasn't even let the fight go past 3 minutes! He is has no nickname but with his last performance he might as well go with "King Kimura". His 4 fights has a combine fighting time of 10 minutes! Ladies and gentlemen I give to you the lightweight Champion and my co host for the day Hugh Jaskok!

Hugh Jaskok:
What's up! King Kimura shows scary as shit! I might have to take that nickname! But I was wondering what took you so long to give me a call to join the show. 

DJ Toast:
Sorry Hugh, I am still recovering from the after party you invited me to. I haven't drunk that much since my freshmen year at college. before we get into our interview let's get the current news out of the the way. ANDY KICK IT!

(Sports music starts)

ANDY'S CORNER(start)

Andy: 
Thanks DJ Toast. For those who don't know me I love statistics and I been fascinated with....

DJ Toast:
Shut up Andy and get on with the show! The people don't give a shit that you still live in your grandma's basement! Besides, I already told them enough about you.

Andy:
Well that was pretty rude. To clarify, I live with my grandma because she needs help with...

DJ Toast:
ANDY!!!!!!

Andy:
Ok! Here's the weekly numbers. This past weekend DFC had four events, Three in Las Vegas and one in st Petersburg. It had a grand total of 6,362 guest fill out 7,700 seats. DFC has averaged a 83% fill rate which is fascinating at this young age. Venues had an average rate of 98% and fighters were paid a combined $361,502. Investors are very optimistic about their Hugh investments in which has made DFC the early big hitter it is today. Their current total reported money stands at $4,755,889 as of this past weekend which makes it the #7 richest company behind #6 GAMMA $6,611,919 and Ahead of #8 Claymore Elite Combat $4,495,541. If DFC continues at this rate Pay-Per-Views shows are on the horizon. Keep drinking your milk DFC and stay strong!

ANDY'S CORNER (end)

DJ Toast:
Wtf!?!? Keep drinking your milk DFC and stay strong!? Andy this is your first show and it's about to be your last if you keep that corny shit coming. I am the only one who do closing on this show! Anyway to take a little time away from the show I decided to read a couple of mean tweets that was sent to me over the past weekend. It's mean tweet time!

MEAN TWEETS(start)

Remember, if you want to reach me just hit me up at @ButtermyDJToast. Now let's look at our best mean tweets of the week. Here's a few:

@StonerGirl420
Is it me or does KLE2 remind you of that last boss on the game they keep foreshadowing? 

@WWEforLife1
Honestly I only listen to this podcast when I need help with a bowel movement.

@PositiveEnergySucks
Gabe seems like he never knows what is going on in his own organization. He's like that college girlfriend who thinks she the only one.

@ImTalkin2U
I swear, if Jaskok manger keep kissing ass the way he is doing, his breath is gonna start smelling like shark shit.

MEAN TWEETS(end)

DJ Toast:
Ok with all the fun out the way let have our exclusive one on one interview with Hugh Jaskok! Thanks again for coming on.

Hugh Jaskok:
No problem man. You have a fun show. 

DJ Toast:
Ok let's get to the questions. 

HUGH JASKOK INTERVIEW (start)

DJ Toast:
How do you feel about your last performance and your dominance of the lightweight division?

Hugh Jaskok:
Some people confuse my confidence for over compensation, but as you can see I have the skills to back up every word I say. I felt dominant and confident in my fight versus Teller and even the fight versus Tay. You could tell how I got under their skin that I already won the fight mentally. When you break someone mentally you break their soul. I don't think there is a man in the division right now who could hang in there with me, but I'm always up for a fight so just line them up.

DJ Toast:
What is next for you and your manager?

Hugh Jaskok:
The good news is after my title defense I met with Mr. Lawrence and he gave me a big pay day and signed me for another 5 fights. As of the moment my plan is ride this contract out and keeping piling the wins. My manager and I are just looking to cement our legacy in the fight game. I love it here in DFC this is my home regardless of whoever wants to try and lure me to a fight. And yeah Leslie I'm talking about that bitch Nate Gonzalez if he wants a piece come on over and I'll make him famous by snapping his arm in under three minutes. Then I also think about it if I clear out the division to I move up or down a division maybe become a multiple champion. It's either that or I cash my checks after my five fights and maybe just retire to pursue a career in movies.

DJ Toast:
what is your take on the October Champion vs Champion card? Is it good for the business? 

Hugh Jaskok:
I think Mr. Lawrence and Mr. Kle are very smart businessmen. This will definitely be good for business and the gate for this is going to be soemthing of historic proportions. I know for a fact their champion in SP is this highly touted fighter by Mr. Kle, but of course that is his boy. I'm sure Mr. Lawrence though would have to disagree on that one. I look down on the card and it is completely stacked, but much could change in two months, but not to worry the fans I will definitely be appearing.

DJ Toast:
I noticed as a highly regarded fighter and a household name especially in DFC you don't seem to be sponsored. Do you care for sponsors or do you prefer not to have one?

Hugh Jaskok:
It's really a trick questions in a way. I wouldn't mind a sponsor, but a fighter of my caliber wants to have the top product behind him. I'm not going to represent a brand that is weak and unpolished. If the right sponsor comes along I'd be more than happy to sign on with them. If not I'm perfectly ok without one, because after all I make enough money I don't need free handouts with clothes and supplements.

DJ Toast:
Who is your favorite ring girl of DFC? 

Hugh Jaskok:
My favorite ring girl would have to Ashley. I have this thing for busty blondes with bright blue eyes. Plus I love the way she tries to hide looking at me when I enter and exit that cage victorious. Then again how could she not? Looking at me is like looking at the modern day Thor. If she wants the hammer that bad though she always knows she can contact my agent and set up a meet and greet. 

DJ Toast:
any shout outs or call outs?

Hugh Jaskok:
Shoutout to my boy Martin Skvardsonn and good luck on his next fight. If you need my personal trainer you're always welcome at All In MMA in Las Vegas. Speaking of which shoutout to ym personal coach Cravin Morehead for this unbelievable ride. As far as callouts anyone who wants to step up I'm free and have a clear schedule until Night Of Champions.

DJ Toast:
Last question. Can you tell everyone about the after party?

Hugh Jaskok:
The after parties are always great. Spending time with my friends, coaches, teammates, and of course a fellow female fighter. Plus I can party all night long because I lose no energy tapping everyone out in 3 minutes. Full bottle service, VIP, and of course who wouldn't want to party with yours truly. I did have to have bouncer dismiss Benjamin Tay from coming in. I swear the boy scares me he's just a little bit infatuated with me. You gotta come down for my next victory party DJ Toast.

DJ Toast:
Idk about that. This last party was a little too much for me. Well that's it from us at the studio. As always from the east to the west coast I am the one with the most DDDDDDDDJ Toast!

HUGH JASKOK INTERVIEW(end)

End Credits 

Well that was the show for today. Some new ideas thrown in that I see nobody else really doing in the game. I hope all of you enjoyed it and stay tune for the next podcast. It's no telling who we might have on next! Also the topics can always change. Just so I can keep it fresh and so I don't bore myself as well. Next podcast should come out next week but who knows I might get excited and do it early. If you got any ideas feel free to email me. 

 

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